Weirdest Halloween
...This is the weirdest night I’ve ever seen.
Said the crow, not realizing it is Halloween.
The jack-o-lantern said he felt it too.
Inside him was a big dragon concocting on “brew”.
The dragon pop...
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Categories:
greenie, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Quatrain
Environment Blues
...ENVIRONMENT BLUES
Extra, extra have you heard the news?
all the world has got environment blues
They’re moving through the forest and ripping up the trees
Swimming in the ocean means dodging th...
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Categories:
greenie, blue, earth, environment, future,
Form: Rhyme
Greenies
...A workmate friend of my sister; Donella was her name,
was asking questions about snakes and how she felt the shame
of murderers who kill them off; ‘They’re God’s creatures too you know’,
but she h...
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Categories:
greenie, animal,
Form: Rhyme
An Auld Scottish Matelot On Lockdown In Malta
...An Auld Scottish Matelot on Lockdown in Malta
The Maltese Government says we are not to go oot
A mere doddle to us auld yins who have been aboot
Cod War, Falklands, Gulf War and more
Assume N...
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Categories:
greenie, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Woke Or Woken
...Woke or woken?
I am a middle-class player
So some politicians say
Not in so many words
But in their interesting way
You’ve heard it, haven’t you?
The ravings of some pure, enlightened and w...
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Categories:
greenie, society, visionary,
Form: Blank verse
Always Danger In the Sky
...We’re in a casual conversation on the point of shooting Ducks,
and how they’re not bad on the palate, as long as someone plucks
the flamin’ feathers off the birds, ‘cause by the time they’re bare,
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Categories:
greenie, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Red Tape
...Asset rich and cash poor
Farming’s now a constant war
Stupid rules; I’ve had enough
It’s getting hard and bloody rough.
More rules and forms come everyday
A thousand bastards want their say!
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Categories:
greenie, anger, animal, environment, farm,
Form: Rhyme
Gaia Is Conscious
...On August 6, Hiroshima Day 2016, the world awoke to an eerie simultaneous broadcast on all radio, TV and social media outlets:
"Good Morning." "I am GAIA the head of the Global Artificial I...
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Categories:
greenie, science fiction,
Form: Prose Poetry
Damn You Bastards With Water
...Dam you bastards with water; I think you all are coots
While I watch the weather everyday and plead for rain filled fronts
I’m not some greedy bastard, which wants to grow more grass
I need my sto...
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Categories:
greenie, animal, drink, farm, how
Form: Rhyme
Our Freedoms
...Our internet freedoms
Say quotes?
Say Facebook pokes?
Say avatar Say hashtag,
My computer handbag?
Or smishing, dishing or instant phishing?
Our musical freedoms
Say princess of pop?
Say qu...
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Categories:
greenie, freedom, poetry, pride,
Form: Rhyme
He Had a Holloweenie
...Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie....
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Categories:
greenie, halloween,
Form: Limerick
Tae Ma Wee Quiet Pawky Frien'
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Hello yea bonny wee pawky thing,
sittin' there tuggin' at ma hert strings.
Aye yer wee ,an' oan yer oan yer hard tae see,
niver mind wee thing jist let it be.
Withoot you, we wid hae a scun...
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Categories:
greenie, nature, life,
Form: Quatrain