On grave stones you can read
sentiments like these:
Don’t lay flowers, please;
I have awful allergies.
Don’t be fooled; I’m dead,
if I wasn’t then, I am now.
If you find my gravestone gaudy,
blame my wife, she has no taste.
Cemeteries are the only places
you’ll find names without faces.
Your life will end here, like it or rot.
And you thought...
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