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Funny Grave Poems

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Premium Member Outside The Beltway Thoughts On Chiefs vs Ravens September 5, 2024
Edgar my dear 
Why do you have that spear 
Is that your plan?
When in a jam? 
Scare the bloody Kansas City yellow and red 
When...

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Categories: football, funny, games, grave,



Move on over ole Joe
Move on over ole Joe...

and let the youngbloods take the reins
infusing our promised land with hope.

You done good for America,
serving as laudatory President
from 2020 to...

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Categories: grave, america, anger, anxiety, care,

To Whom It May Concern
To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.

I scarcely can recall
A time more I...

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Categories: grave, death, eulogy, funeral, funny,

October Is Dancing
October is Dancing 
she is a trap of joy for a mark
to those tunes tapping on line
stepping out in her black
before the white for a...

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Categories: grave, betrayal, dark, death, evil,

Halloween Party
Slowly the long tiring day ended and the night fell,
A gloomy darkness spread as the clock struck twelve. 
The graveyard looked eerie in the dim...

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Categories: celebration, crazy, funny, grave,



7 Dollars
7 dollars is the price you said
I would never pay so much
for a packet of snacks
so I left the store and stood on the sidewalk
I...

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Categories: grave, memory, miss you,

Execution Plan
You and Police and execution Plan
Aren't you belong to the same Clan
Target killing and fake encounters
Ransom and extortion money
This is not funny.....

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© Abdul Abad  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grave, anti bullying, anxiety, funeral,

Premium Member The Missing Grave
I visited his grave, but the grave was gone!
What? I know spirits travel but this just seems wrong.
There's a big hole where the grave used...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grave, crazy, fantasy, funny, giggle,

Sonnets Xc-Xcvii
Sonnets XC-XCVII

Artificial Smile
by Michael R. Burch

I’m waiting for my artificial teeth
to stretch belief, to hollow out the cob
of zealous righteousness, to grasp life’s stub
between clenched...

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Categories: art, grave, grief, life,

The Dancing: Revisited
RIP is what they wrote above me,
But that hasn't put an end to this thing.
The bugger's still up there happily,
Prancing and dancing,
And I can't get...

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Categories: grave, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety,

If I Say I'M Sorry
So, If I say i'm sorry
For what I say or what I do
Does my apology really matter
If I don't believe it to be true? ...

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Categories: angst, anti bullying, grave,

The Grave That Was a Heart
I didn’t want to leave you in the place where you had died
The doctors heard  me singing as I sat by your side
And the...

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Categories: grave, analogy, eve, family, fate,

Who Knew Shredded Paper
Who knew shredded paper...
alias confetti could be so much fun?

The misses took play therapy (hive
urgently got to tell thee)
to whole nother level,
she smartly, expertly,
deftly... didst...

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Categories: grave, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Dig My Own Grave
~~["Dig My Own Grave" is a series of writings in reflection of mental preparation... 
~~~Each scoop of dirt rids the mess where I'm to be...

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Categories: grave, appreciation, death, fate, funeral,

Premium Member Casanova's Epitaph
Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes

Father of two,   a third ... his buddy won't disclose.



..........
4/13/2019
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse...

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Categories: funny, grave, words,


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