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Funny Grandson Poems

These Funny Grandson poems are examples of Grandson poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandson Funny poems written by international poets.


Boys Toys
Right now the best heroes are the Paw Patrol. 
Getting all their best toys is our biggest goal. 
Rubble, Chase, Marshall, Rocky, Zuma & Sky....

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© Adam Segal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grandson, 1st grade, 2nd grade,



Premium Member Grandma Winslet and Her Guest
It was going to be the best Christmas of the most spectacular, magnificent Christmases in the world.Certainly, the best one we had ever seen, for...

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Categories: grandson, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member Thanks a Lot, Grandpa Joe - Both Audio and Text Versions
The inspiration for this partially true piece was my older brother, Joe, and his 2 grandkids (circa 1994) - 


I can clearly see the moon,...

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Categories: grandson, fear, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: grandson, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Affected Art Baby Sitter-
Flickered fingers;
Can't dial ringers;
Telephone calls;
Babies cry and crawls;

what do you do?
what do you do?
When their diapers fall?...

6/8/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2020...

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Categories: grandson, adventure, anxiety, caregiving, engagement,



Premium Member Scales To Measure
Scales to Measure

We are not all equal. 
Some can dance on a wire...
above the crowd, 
Some can swim...
all the way to China. 
While others,
make food...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grandson, allah, america, anger, emotions,

Premium Member The Shift
The Shift 
(Shifty)

The man is evil. 
You know who I am talking about. 
He has put America, under the bus. 
He is using our money,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grandson, image, my children,

The Great Cain
I had a yellow dog named the great Cain
We loved to walk down our pretty lane
His best friend was a cat named Chow Mein
Who rode...

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Categories: 1st grade, grandson,

Billy the Whale

There was once a blue whale named Billy
Who loved to get really really silly
And swim in waves all big and super hilly
His favorite flower was...

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Categories: funny, grandson,

Premium Member Grandma's Objective Observations
I am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but
He is the most athletic person
in the family
and he is
four

I am not saying this just...

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Categories: grandson, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member What Does Pulverize Mean
What does pulverize mean? The five-year-old asks me.
His face is a frown.
“No idea,” I lie. 
Having already put up with sobbing wailing 
over the Easter...

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Categories: grandson, fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,

Premium Member --Ode To Grandson Carlin Nathaniel Augustus Williams--
--Ode to Grandson CARLIN NATHANIEL AUGUSTUS WILLIAMS--


you are the one 
for you are a  baby boy I love 
a hero 

Some may call you...

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Categories: grandson, adventure, analogy, appreciation, funny,

Premium Member Bacon Boy
Our grandson Tony had never eaten bacon until he came to our house.
He was four, completely deprived, raised by parents who obviously did not care...

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Categories: grandson, funny,

Premium Member Lost the Remote In the Living Room
I lost the remote in the living room.
On Saturday.
My husband and I ran around looking and looking.
At first it was just the couch pillows, we...

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Categories: grandson, funny, grandchild, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member Its All About Cats
IT’S ALL ABOUT CATS

Cats with claws stalk,
sitting at the table.
Cats purr and walk —
ready and able.

“Meow...more milk please,”
jumping on each chair.
With wry smiles they tease.
With...

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Categories: animal, grandson,


Book: Shattered Sighs