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Our Time to be Heroes

As the fires burn up our forests
and the deadly floods ravage our earth
All the traitors inside of the WH
give America new fascist birth

Our brothers and sisters patrol us
with the weapons of war that we made
As the songs they once sang about honor
about freedom and liberty, fade

They are building an army against us
search for people of

House of Lies

I see a fire burning
the flames are getting high
The smoke is getting stronger
it’s spreading with each lie

The GOP’s on fire
there’s chaos everywhere 
The party known for hatred
is deep in their despair 

They chose a dirty conman 
a traitor and a thief 
To lead their party forward 
their Commander and their Chief

But now they’re in a

In the Dead of Night

Like a vampire wakes in the darkness 
so awakens the old GOP
For they hunger to feed on the taxes 
then like rodents, they scatter and flee 

They ignore and avoid all their voters 
who can never provide what they need
Like the donors who send them the dollars 
satisfying their hunger and greed

So they slashed all

Djt and the Gop

A MAGA cap was among the selections
  It brought back some dark recollections

    Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections
      ~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections

Galloping Gop Migraines

Republican governors agree
Solving problems is not meant to be
Just take a peek
At Trump's technique:
And re-direct most maliciously

Gop Report

The USA will shoot for the moon
The 3-week tour will be over soon
The trip will appease
Kraft's search for cheap cheese
Which Trump declassified back in June

Gop Plug

Trump ought to be tried for sedition
But who dares to sign a petition?
The GOP Vault
Claims Trump's not at fault
So forget all about contrition! 


( Guess whom has the Vault combination?)

Gop Ban

The GOP are at wit's end*
Trump's driving them around the bend
They don't have a choice
With only Trump's voice
Exhausting foul wind from which end? 

*GOP presidential candidates are
now prohibited from debating as
only Trump's voice should be heard!

Party Time

McConnell's a Kentucky fool
Who thinks Republicans should rule*
But everyone knows
Stupidity shows
Who flunked The Golden Rule in school

*Senate Minority Leader McConnell
agrees with Chinese President Xi Jinping
that government MUST be OF the PARTY
BY the PARTY and FOR the PARTY and 
the only people who warrant concern are
those who fail to toe the Party line!

Sunday Cur Man

Down's Syndrome is such a big scare
Because it happens everywhere
So clinics should close
Since everyone knows
The greedy need more than their share*


*90% of the cases at one clinic are
attributed to Down's Syndrome but
the GOP won't fund research -  nor
prevention - as all the GOP needs 
is "approved" voters who vote
the party line

Hell Not Good For GOP Zombies

Zombies dwell in the halls of justice of this country
joining other dead brained imposters
with their eye on the throne of Democracy
the Holy Grail of money, money, money 
 
Darkness surrounded us, the fight for promised justice had begun
waiting was moot, as usual the dreaded police sought victims to murder 
the struggle must continue until evil

The Gop Rider

When an horse stepped into an hole
A cowboy was dumped on the dole
He sat in his saddle
Just rowing a paddle
Because work was never his goal

Foxe Gop

Whilst Donald Trump was eating his words
Mitch McConnell was training his nerds
To petition God
To give Trump the nod
To split Heaven and Earth into thirds

Gop Goofballs

Donald Trump should be charged with treason
For plotting Trump-rule without reason
The GOP failed
And all should be jailed
Thank God for a Democrat season!*

* I am NOT a Democrat, but
the GOP should be dissolved after 
clearly demonstrating it is only concerned
with wealth and power, and could care less
about Americans and the USA!

Gop Golden Rule

The GOP Golden Rule
Is ready to be taught in school:
"Don't buy what you've got!
You'll never get caught
When you blame it on some dumb fool!"

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