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Premium Member Djt and the Gop
A MAGA cap was among the selections It brought back some dark recollections Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections ~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections...

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Categories: gop, celebrity, memory, political, satire,
Form: Clerihew
Galloping Gop Migraines
Republican governors agree Solving problems is not meant to be Just take a peek At Trump's technique: And re-direct most maliciously...

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Categories: gop, leadership,
Form: Limerick



Gop Report
The USA will shoot for the moon The 3-week tour will be over soon The trip will appease Kraft's search for cheap cheese Which Trump declassified back in June...

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Categories: gop, humor,
Form: Limerick
Gop Plug
Trump ought to be tried for sedition But who dares to sign a petition? The GOP Vault Claims Trump's not at fault So forget all about contrition! ( Guess whom has the Vault combination?)...

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Categories: gop, political,
Form: Limerick
Gop Ban
The GOP are at wit's end* Trump's driving them around the bend They don't have a choice With only Trump's voice Exhausting foul wind from which end? *GOP presidential candidates are now prohibited from debating as only Trump's voice should be heard!...

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Categories: gop, political,
Form: Limerick



Party Time
McConnell's a Kentucky fool Who thinks Republicans should rule* But everyone knows Stupidity shows Who flunked The Golden Rule in school *Senate Minority Leader McConnell agrees with Chinese President Xi Jinping that government MUST be OF the PARTY BY the PARTY and FOR the PARTY and the only people who warrant concern are those who fail to toe the Party line!...

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Categories: gop, political,
Form: Limerick
Sunday Cur Man
Down's Syndrome is such a big scare Because it happens everywhere So clinics should close Since everyone knows The greedy need more than their share* *90% of the cases at one clinic are attributed to Down's Syndrome but the GOP won't fund research - nor prevention - as all the GOP needs is "approved" voters who vote the party line...

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Categories: gop, abortion,
Form: Limerick
Hell Not Good For GOP Zombies
Zombies dwell in the halls of justice of this country joining other dead brained imposters with their eye on the throne of Democracy the Holy Grail of money, money, money Darkness surrounded us, the fight for promised justice had begun waiting was moot, as usual the dreaded police sought victims to murder the struggle must continue until evil...

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Categories: gop, abuse, betrayal, political,
Form: Free verse
The Gop Rider
When an horse stepped into an hole A cowboy was dumped on the dole He sat in his saddle Just rowing a paddle Because work was never his goal...

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Categories: gop, political,
Form: Limerick
Foxe Gop
Whilst Donald Trump was eating his words Mitch McConnell was training his nerds To petition God To give Trump the nod To split Heaven and Earth into thirds...

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Categories: gop, god, political,
Form: Limerick
Gop Goofballs
Donald Trump should be charged with treason For plotting Trump-rule without reason The GOP failed And all should be jailed Thank God for a Democrat season!* * I am NOT a Democrat, but the GOP should be dissolved after clearly demonstrating it is only concerned with wealth and power, and could care less about Americans and the USA!...

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Categories: gop, political, power,
Form: Limerick
Gop Golden Rule
The GOP Golden Rule Is ready to be taught in school: "Don't buy what you've got! You'll never get caught When you blame it on some dumb fool!"...

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Categories: gop, betrayal,
Form: Limerick
The Gop - Guys Offending Puke
The California GOP Does not believe in liberty As sly as foxes Fake ballot boxes Swallow each vote maliciously The Texas GOP decree People of color need a knee One travels far To vote per car But only when one's white and free! *"There is no bottom to how low Trump and McConnell will go to retain their power"...

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Categories: gop, corruption, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Canadian's Letter To Americans: a Thousand Points of Light
A Thousand Points of Light! ! ! ! ! Once a beacon of democracy A shining light on the hill The ‘American Dream’ Anyone can ‘make it’ Never more than aspirational Structurally delusional Always susceptible to its Achilles heel of secessionism Some of its best assassinated Or by monied politics defeated First flag on the moon Space dominance presumed way too soon...

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Categories: gop, conflict, corruption, leadership, power,
Form: Free verse
America
For one second... Say you had a family member shot and killed in the middle of 5th Avenue...... You would be devastated and rightfully hurt..... Now comes the murder trial of the man who killed your family member.... You then notice the jurors being brought in.... Smiling winking and giving a thumbs up to the...

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Categories: gop, america, anger, cry, deep,
Form: Political Verse

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