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Gop Ban
The GOP are at wit's end*
Trump's driving them around the bend
They don't have a choice
With only Trump's voice
Exhausting foul wind from which end? 

*GOP presidential candidates are
now prohibited from debating as
only Trump's voice should be heard!...

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Categories: gop, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Gop Presidents Club
The GOP Presidents Club

Nineteen Republicans have occupied the Oval Office since 1861.
Around the table gather GOP presidents from Lincoln to Trump,
Sipping bourbon and wine and diet cola.
Reminiscing times basking in each other’s company,
With smiles of approval, proud of their service and legacies:
Discussing politics and fishing,...

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Categories: gop, america, education, history, patriotic,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Djt and the Gop
A MAGA cap was among the selections
  It brought back some dark recollections

    Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections
      ~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections...

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Categories: gop, celebrity, memory, political, satire,
Form: Clerihew

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Gop Report
The USA will shoot for the moon
The 3-week tour will be over soon
The trip will appease
Kraft's search for cheap cheese
Which Trump declassified back in June...

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Categories: gop, humor,
Form: Limerick
Galloping Gop Migraines
Republican governors agree
Solving problems is not meant to be
Just take a peek
At Trump's technique:
And re-direct most maliciously...

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Categories: gop, leadership,
Form: Limerick
Gop Plug
Trump ought to be tried for sedition
But who dares to sign a petition?
The GOP Vault
Claims Trump's not at fault
So forget all about contrition! 


( Guess whom has the Vault combination?)...

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Categories: gop, political,
Form: Limerick



The Gop Rider
When an horse stepped into an hole
A cowboy was dumped on the dole
He sat in his saddle
Just rowing a paddle
Because work was never his goal...

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Categories: gop, political,
Form: Limerick
Gop Goofballs
Donald Trump should be charged with treason
For plotting Trump-rule without reason
The GOP failed
And all should be jailed
Thank God for a Democrat season!*

* I am NOT a Democrat, but
the GOP should be dissolved after 
clearly demonstrating it is only concerned
with wealth and power, and could care...

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Categories: gop, political, power,
Form: Limerick
Hell Not Good For GOP Zombies
Zombies dwell in the halls of justice of this country
joining other dead brained imposters
with their eye on the throne of Democracy
the Holy Grail of money, money, money 
 
Darkness surrounded us, the fight for promised justice had begun
waiting was moot, as usual the dreaded police...

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Categories: gop, abuse, betrayal, political,
Form: Free verse
Foxe Gop
Whilst Donald Trump was eating his words
Mitch McConnell was training his nerds
To petition God
To give Trump the nod
To split Heaven and Earth into thirds...

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Categories: gop, god, political,
Form: Limerick
The Gop - Guys Offending Puke
The California GOP
Does not believe in liberty
As sly as foxes
Fake ballot boxes
Swallow each vote maliciously

The Texas GOP decree
People of color need a knee
One travels far
To vote per car
But only when one's white and free!

*"There is no bottom to how low
Trump and McConnell will go
to retain...

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Categories: gop, corruption, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Canadian's Letter To Americans: a Thousand Points of Light
A Thousand Points of Light! ! ! ! !

Once a beacon of democracy
A shining light on the hill
The ‘American Dream’
	Anyone can ‘make it’  
Never more than aspirational
Structurally delusional

Always susceptible to its 
	Achilles heel of secessionism
Some of its best assassinated  
	Or by monied politics...

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© Mel Gill  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gop, conflict, corruption, leadership, power,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Built Right
This is the house built “right”.

This is the greed bred in the seed 
of the foundation of the house built “right”.

This is the arrogant and pervasively resonant 
that's born of the greed  bred in the seed 
of the foundation of the house built “right”.

This...

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Categories: gop, america, betrayal, character, corruption,
Form: Rhyme
Sunday Cur Man
Down's Syndrome is such a big scare
Because it happens everywhere
So clinics should close
Since everyone knows
The greedy need more than their share*


*90% of the cases at one clinic are
attributed to Down's Syndrome but
the GOP won't fund research -  nor
prevention - as all the GOP needs...

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Categories: gop, abortion,
Form: Limerick
Waterboarding the Nfl
Waterboarding
The NFL
Will help Trump sleep
Extremely well

The NRA
Will make amends
When Dick Cheney
Can shoot more friends

The GOP
Has set some goals
For Kim Jong-Un
To fix the Polls

The USA
May be a mess
But that would be
Trump's second guess....

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Categories: gop, corruption, culture, football, international,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry