Best Gop Poems
Gop BanThe GOP are at wit's end*
Trump's driving them around the bend
They don't have a choice
With only Trump's voice
Exhausting foul wind from which end?
*GOP presidential candidates are
now prohibited from debating as
only Trump's voice should be heard!...
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Categories:
gop, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Gop Presidents ClubThe GOP Presidents Club
Nineteen Republicans have occupied the Oval Office since 1861.
Around the table gather GOP presidents from Lincoln to Trump,
Sipping bourbon and wine and diet cola.
Reminiscing times basking in each other’s company,
With smiles of approval, proud of their service and legacies:
Discussing politics and fishing,...
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Categories:
gop, america, education, history, patriotic,
Form:
Verse
Djt and the GopA MAGA cap was among the selections
It brought back some dark recollections
Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections
~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections...
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Categories:
gop, celebrity, memory, political, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
Gop ReportThe USA will shoot for the moon
The 3-week tour will be over soon
The trip will appease
Kraft's search for cheap cheese
Which Trump declassified back in June...
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Categories:
gop, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Galloping Gop MigrainesRepublican governors agree
Solving problems is not meant to be
Just take a peek
At Trump's technique:
And re-direct most maliciously...
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Categories:
gop, leadership,
Form:
Limerick
Gop PlugTrump ought to be tried for sedition
But who dares to sign a petition?
The GOP Vault
Claims Trump's not at fault
So forget all about contrition!
( Guess whom has the Vault combination?)...
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Categories:
gop, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Gop RiderWhen an horse stepped into an hole
A cowboy was dumped on the dole
He sat in his saddle
Just rowing a paddle
Because work was never his goal...
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Categories:
gop, political,
Form:
Limerick
Gop GoofballsDonald Trump should be charged with treason
For plotting Trump-rule without reason
The GOP failed
And all should be jailed
Thank God for a Democrat season!*
* I am NOT a Democrat, but
the GOP should be dissolved after
clearly demonstrating it is only concerned
with wealth and power, and could care...
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Categories:
gop, political, power,
Form:
Limerick
Hell Not Good For GOP ZombiesZombies dwell in the halls of justice of this country
joining other dead brained imposters
with their eye on the throne of Democracy
the Holy Grail of money, money, money
Darkness surrounded us, the fight for promised justice had begun
waiting was moot, as usual the dreaded police...
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Categories:
gop, abuse, betrayal, political,
Form:
Free verse
Foxe GopWhilst Donald Trump was eating his words
Mitch McConnell was training his nerds
To petition God
To give Trump the nod
To split Heaven and Earth into thirds...
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Categories:
gop, god, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Gop - Guys Offending PukeThe California GOP
Does not believe in liberty
As sly as foxes
Fake ballot boxes
Swallow each vote maliciously
The Texas GOP decree
People of color need a knee
One travels far
To vote per car
But only when one's white and free!
*"There is no bottom to how low
Trump and McConnell will go
to retain...
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Categories:
gop, corruption, political,
Form:
Limerick
A Canadian's Letter To Americans: a Thousand Points of Light
A Thousand Points of Light! ! ! ! !
Once a beacon of democracy
A shining light on the hill
The ‘American Dream’
Anyone can ‘make it’
Never more than aspirational
Structurally delusional
Always susceptible to its
Achilles heel of secessionism
Some of its best assassinated
Or by monied politics...
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Categories:
gop, conflict, corruption, leadership, power,
Form:
Free verse
Built RightThis is the house built “right”.
This is the greed bred in the seed
of the foundation of the house built “right”.
This is the arrogant and pervasively resonant
that's born of the greed bred in the seed
of the foundation of the house built “right”.
This...
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Categories:
gop, america, betrayal, character, corruption,
Form:
Rhyme
Sunday Cur ManDown's Syndrome is such a big scare
Because it happens everywhere
So clinics should close
Since everyone knows
The greedy need more than their share*
*90% of the cases at one clinic are
attributed to Down's Syndrome but
the GOP won't fund research - nor
prevention - as all the GOP needs...
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Categories:
gop, abortion,
Form:
Limerick
Waterboarding the NflWaterboarding
The NFL
Will help Trump sleep
Extremely well
The NRA
Will make amends
When Dick Cheney
Can shoot more friends
The GOP
Has set some goals
For Kim Jong-Un
To fix the Polls
The USA
May be a mess
But that would be
Trump's second guess....
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Categories:
gop, corruption, culture, football, international,
Form:
Rhyme