Short Gop Poems

Mitt Romney proudly promoted
The GOP is devoted
To keep women down
And all white, not brown
When the UFO exploded...

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The GOP and NRA
Invite you all to come and play
For their wire hanger
Will vent the anger
For those who come another day!...

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John McCain 
And Sarah Palen weren’t to blame;
The GOP thought women would follow,
Like all their heads were suddenly hollow....

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The Devil was searching for souls
Among politicians with goals
So many for sale
No way could he fail
Just look at the GOP polls!...

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William Barr told Congress a lie
And Mitch Mc Connell knew why
Who cares if they lied?
That's GOP pride!
Giuliani finds a fall guy!...

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The GOP want you to know
A 9-year-old girl is fair go
Deny her healthcare
So she learns to share
And they can get on with their show...

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Republican governors agree
Solving problems is not meant to be
Just take a peek
At Trump's technique:
And re-direct most maliciously...

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Murder Hornets do not linger
When they sting you with their stinger
The GOP claim
They have the best aim
When hoisting their middle finger...

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Proud boys were observed breaking glass
Confirming that Trump has no class 
As seen on TV
Like the GOP
Trump just doesn't give a rat sass!...

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When an horse stepped into an hole
A cowboy was dumped on the dole
He sat in his saddle
Just rowing a paddle
Because work was never his goal...

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The GOP Golden Rule
Is ready to be taught in school:
"Don't buy what you've got!
You'll never get caught
When you blame it on some dumb fool!"...

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A Texan with whom Trump cavorted
Never once laughed, she only snorted
As mad as he can be
Trump cursed the GOP
"Why wasn't that woman aborted?"...

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Rep. Pelosi was the House Speaker
So the GOP hired a streaker
Although she could see
It hung to his knee
Bill's passage appeared to be weaker . . ....

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At the polls you can vote G.O.P.
To suppress all the poor folks you see
But after you die
You'll find you can't fly
Through the eye of a needle like me!...

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Whilst Donald Trump was eating his words
Mitch McConnell was training his nerds
To petition God
To give Trump the nod
To split Heaven and Earth into thirds...

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The USA will shoot for the moon
The 3-week tour will be over soon
The trip will appease
Kraft's search for cheap cheese
Which Trump declassified back in June...

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Cemeteries are bursting at the seams
With business booming beyond their dreams
If you're in the red
Because someone's dead
Thank Trump, and Mitch, and GOP schemes...

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A MAGA cap was among the selections
  It brought back some dark recollections

    Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections
      ~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections...

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Pity Robert Mueller's investigation
Adventure in profound consternation
   For so long the GOP cried 'Hoax'
   Now it's upset the Democrat folks


          March 26, 2019...

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On his way to a second term
He's like a sad old pachyderm
Trump hit a big snag
Continues to brag
He’s making the G.O.P. squirm. 

Written November 11, 2022...

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Trump ought to be tried for sedition
But who dares to sign a petition?
The GOP Vault
Claims Trump's not at fault
So forget all about contrition! 


( Guess whom has the Vault combination?)...

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Between two parties Ron Paul openly stands,
a Libertarian running for the GOP nomination.
Wealthy Mitt Romney stealthily switches brands;
a liberal disguised as a Republican I’ll shun.



*For Gwen's Chastushka contest...

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   Much-maligned during his Presidency
   George W. Bush still denied residency
     in the Republican Party today

   ‘Midst the mess in the Middle East
   The GOP yet withholds its charity 
     ~ from a leader of true moral clarity
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The Democrat party,
  all masters and slaves

G.O.P. left in tatters,
  their promises frayed

Haves lie to the have nots
  bright futures a whim

As the dragon’s fire burns
  —the thick with the thin

(Villanova Pennsylvania: January, 2016)...

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When Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch the passage of a bill
The GOP*
Would not agree
Thanksgiving arrived with a chill

*  Like China and Russia, Republicans
insist government should be of the PARTY, 
by the PARTY and for the PARTY!...

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