People Golf Poems

Leilani Rose

Aquarius
Nearly born on my birthday
Loves to smile
And make people laugh

We weren't expecting you

Opened a card from your Mamma
On Father's Day
While I was golfing in...

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People always tell me that  

What to do with my bat  

After practicing a bit  

I will try to make a hit...

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Reservations are made years in advance of the event.
Provisions from suppliers worldwide are globally sent. 
Sponsors enthusiastically devote their resources spent. 
Attendees eager to share...

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i’m running a little late
six months ago i read 
the average life expectancy was 79.5 years
i thought i had time to
finish a couple of home...

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Methinks, who wanders after pint size toy
To which Aristocrats bow in humbleness?
Afore the little toy went to dance with the rough,
Off the tee in bounces,...

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You have been golfing your time away when
When your authority is dying and babies are crying 
You have been golfing your time away when there...

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Once there was a Master that was put on hold 
The one keeping the green safe felt this was very cold 
“We are trying to...

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i asked the scientist 
they told mi feelings are just hormones
triggered due to an action
and can change anytime time soon
and yet u say love is...

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Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the size of
Mar A Lago type getup),
sans human waste
(after...

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  Tiger,Tiger with no remorse,"One of the great "Kings of The Golf Course"."Tiger,Tiger,with pigment in your skin with a destiny to win,and win never...

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Trump Golf Indulging

About Trump, what  we had been divulging,
Seeems to find pleasure in people insulting;
Bad habit;
Does have it;
In him playing golf apparently is indulging.

Jim...

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A slight hint of consternation was in her voice,
“Why did you tell those people I’m deaf and dumb?”
“I never said you were deaf, my Dear.”
She...

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(strike while the iron's hot, else...
up prize cold hard steel Goldfinger
rewind: the following case in point).

Believe me you (stranger out there
along the information super highway),
perhaps...

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Some people would rather be dead
Than see N.A.T.O. hang by a thread
They don't understand
That Trump thinks its grand
To sell off their assets instead!...

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Golf courses are beautiful to look at.
Green vistas in a blasted world.
Birds twittering all about.
Growls, hums and whirring sounds from traffic streaming by.
Children screaming and...

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