Humorous Girlfriend Poems

Many years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night...

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This is the story of poor old Jimmy Carew,
He worked for the brewery and drank special brew.
Jimmy drove the horse and trap with a twinkle...

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in a dream a record store

groovy man its lesley gore

voice mid soprano

with a piano

sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...

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Dave's nuts 'bout his girlfriend, Sandra McSpark
She doesn't bite much, but Man! - Can she bark!
   She's got the sexiest growls
  ...

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A mother pays a dinner visit to her son.
He was living with a female roommate.
Mom spotted anything over supper.
Her son's roommate was a stunning lover.
She...

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It was our first date and I had to impress her
While fighting the urge to move in and caress her
I’d have to be subtle and...

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Whose my memories is that? I guess I know. 
Its owner is quite joyful, though. 
Full of joy similar to a vivid rainbow, 
I watch...

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I hoped I would meet a girl with big feet
To take on a date to the zoo
I went on my own and while swiping my...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Away...

Spot her  from far.
Have a tingle mingle all over your skin.
Award your forehead a scratch
As you do the arduous estimations
Of the remaining catwalk steps
Before...

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As a very young boy of fourteen I set out one night through the week
To meet my girlfriend from Girl Guides, the beautiful Angelique

It was...

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Fortunately, this family friendly function,
finds me festive and not feisty in my fifties.
Forgive me if I am not the first
and you may have figured out,
that...

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He was skinny as a rail
Dared not put him on a scale
He grew much fatter
Didn’t seem to matter
I knew that he could not fail
~
She livened...

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~ Corny Narrative ~

Go west, young man, he was told, so he did
   He was only eighteen, a big raw-boned kid
His girl still...

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The Girl...

The girl you met 
And fell in love with
Is not the one
You will end up with
If at all!

As once her mask
Has fallen away
Her true...

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