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Funny Girlfriend Poems

These Funny Girlfriend poems are examples of Girlfriend poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Girlfriend Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member The Ring
Times were hard, we had run out of money,
But the landlord didn’t think it was funny.
One night he said he had a gig, so he...

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Categories: girlfriend,

Premium Member trendy
in a dream a record store

groovy man its lesley gore

voice mid soprano

and a piano

sleepy sandmans muzak score.

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Categories: girlfriend, dream, for teens, funny,

Nawty There
Nawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one...

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Categories: crazy, girlfriend, joy,

I will fight for you dear
I Will Fight For You:

You will never know how much I love you my dear, 
You are not far away, but deep in my heart...

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Categories: girlfriend, crush, cute love, for

Premium Member The Yellowish Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life,

A Cooling Off
candelabrum jewelled,
my neighbor fingers flames snuffed
out on perfumed sticks

candelabrum fueled,
I'm jilted once it's tilted 
waxing my toupee

bug-eyed reflective,
buffed elevator floor wax,
I fume toward the roof


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Categories: girlfriend, break up, depression, desire,

I wanna end me
I Wanna End Me

It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...

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© Mr Pickles  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: girlfriend, cheer up, destiny, flying,

The walls talking again
Cant wear headphomes
the voices get louder
friend pulls up
driving in stolen car
see how far
we go 
lights and sirens 
grow closer
dont hide 
dont move over
inside awaits

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Categories: girlfriend, absence, analogy, appreciation, atheist,

Even Before You Think
Don't you know I've been eyeing you?
Even before your thoughts were revealed,
It was injected into my memory,
But fear squeezed my heart.

I understand the miles that...

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Categories: girlfriend, best friend, cute love,

Premium Member The Night Rowdy's Girlfriend Saved His Life
There were half a dozen people in the tavern when it happened, and most of  us were sober so we'll swear to what we...

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Categories: girlfriend, funny, humor,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: girlfriend, 12th grade, character, hope,

The First Approach

Spot her  from far.
Have a tingle mingle all over your skin.
Award your forehead a scratch
As you do the arduous estimations
Of the remaining catwalk steps

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Categories: girlfriend, beautiful, feelings, first love,

Premium Member Longing

Little mermaid on the rock, 
Wishing and wondering, 
What it would be like, 
just to walk?

Little girl in a chair, 
riding around on wheels of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: girlfriend, break up, farewell, flying,

girlfriends a bear
I seen you on the stair way,
I seen you in the hall, 
I put on your glass slipper,
and took you to the ball.

people thought i...

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© davy young  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: girlfriend, animal, funny, giggle, humor,

Giving in to your higher power

Feels like nothing has gone right in the last little while.
But I still get up everyday and Put on a smile.  
I know with...

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Categories: girlfriend, blessing, break up, change,