Funny Girlfriend Poems

I KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE

TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND

WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Many years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night...

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*To Her*

I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...

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Today I want to sing a song, 
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...

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Together Against the Odds

Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...

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in a dream a record store

groovy man its lesley gore

voice mid soprano

with a piano

sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...

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Nawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one...

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I Will Fight For You:

You will never know how much I love you my dear, 
You are not far away, but deep in my heart...

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There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...

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candelabrum jewelled,
my neighbor fingers flames snuffed
out on perfumed sticks

candelabrum fueled,
I'm jilted once it's tilted 
waxing my toupee

bug-eyed reflective,
buffed elevator floor wax,
I fume toward the roof

comfort...

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I Wanna End Me

It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...

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Don't you know I've been eyeing you?
Even before your thoughts were revealed,
It was injected into my memory,
But fear squeezed my heart.

I understand the miles that...

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