Funny Girlfriend Poems
These Funny Girlfriend poems are examples of Girlfriend poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Girlfriend Funny poems written by international poets.
To all the girls I loved beforeTo all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door -
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more...
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girlfriend, 12th grade, cute love,
Ten Gallon HatI come from the borough of Queens, New York
My classmates call me a Klutz and a dork
Those names pervaded my soul, taking a toll
Being at...
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environment, girlfriend, humor, pride,
'Bye-Bye Twiggy'
My girlfriend grew up in West Virginny
The mirror told her she was too skinny ~
...
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body, clothes, funny, girlfriend,
I Know a GirlI KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE
TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND
WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...
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girlfriend, anxiety, care, funny love,
Gormless Sue Part two
I once told a story about my
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two
Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...
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girlfriend, anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,
A Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,
When Undies GoEasing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...
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girlfriend, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
To Her*To Her*
I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...
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girlfriend, addiction, dedication, funny love,
You CameToday I want to sing a song,
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...
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girlfriend, boyfriend, celebration, confidence, cute
Together Against To the OddsTogether Against the Odds
Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...
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Categories:
girlfriend, allusion, beautiful, boyfriend, break
trendy
in a dream a record store
groovy man its lesley gore
voice mid soprano
and a piano
sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...
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girlfriend, dream, for teens, funny,
Catfishing
I've never had a one-night stand,
with me it always was the family plan;
I thought I found Mr. Right
seems I only saw him with...
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girlfriend, betrayal, cat, dedication, fishing,
Nawty ThereNawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one...
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crazy, girlfriend, joy,
I Will Fight For You DearI Will Fight For You:
You will never know how much I love you my dear,
You are not far away, but deep in my heart...
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girlfriend, crush, cute love, for
The Yellowish CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...
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Categories:
boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life,