Funny Girlfriend Poems | Examples
These Funny Girlfriend poems are examples of Girlfriend poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Girlfriend Funny poems written by international poets.
I'm in a room where everyone is pouting on a Mask but I don't fit in because I'm not covering myself with one so everyone hates me for being real what they don't know is that the are too many different spirits in me. A personalty is constantly shifting. I'm the most Hamble but acts differently the next minute. As I move round, in and out of different rooms with each having masked faces i stumbled across one with out a Mask and I thought I found the one a soul mate just didn't know she was my cell mate she wore a the most perfect mask that you can't see with your naked eyes she was the Masked malice by the time I found out it was to late cos she had already stabed me in the back the moment I turned she had a bow with an arrow on fire pointing straight to my heart . It's funny cos I still thought she was playing even after the stabe in the back I still felt her now she has an arrow pointing at my heart but I smile and made the wrong move that is when the arrow pissed through the heart. At the moment of death i saw that angel I feel in love with but that was just a glimpse with the eye of death i saw through her and realised it was just Masked malice that I feel into
The Uba flies,Sani Pass flickers under streetlights,
My chest aches with thought,lungs burn with reminiscence,
Sacrificing pride twists my mind with doubt,she lingers unseen-
I remain still
Mist owns Vrede,a sunless Free State night in autumn,
My pulse revolts,doubt gnaws the edges of determination-
I grip the door handle,heart rebelling,breath caught-
I order the driver back
To all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door ~
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more of this!"
Please know, je t'aime encore!
My girlfriend grew up in West Virginny
The mirror told her she was too skinny ~
So she ate like a piggy
Mirror laughed, ‘Bye-bye Twiggy’ ~
When she split the sides of her new mini
I KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE
TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND
WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND.
SHE IS WISE AND KNOWLEDGEABLE, WITH SO MUCH TO SHARE
THE GORGEOUS AND MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I EVER KNOWN
WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH EVERYTHING SHE CARES.
MY LOVE AS A FRIEND AND RESPECT FOR HER GROWS DAY BY DAY
BUT I DON’T KNOW WHETHER SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY.
HOWEVER, STILL I HOLD MY HOPE AND BELIEVE
SOMEDAY, KRISHNA WILL DO ANY MIRACLE ON EVE
IN THAT MOMENT ALL DOUBTS WILL TAKE THEIR LEAVE.
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear for that most special play
A stroke and a lick, a tickle and kiss
Will start her along on the way to much bliss
Then she'll look with favor on all of your moves
To head towards getting right into the groove
Unconstrained access to goodies a-plenty
Makes hope spring right up for permissible entry!
*To Her*
I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all your beauty
I haven't told you yet
That you are the love of my life
That you mean the world to me
Just incase i do
I want you to know that
You are the best thing
That ever happened to me
I love,adore and treasure you
You are the source of my joy
The shadow of my heart
Note this, you are really
The strength and power of my soul
Till the grave claims its rights.
Together Against the Odds
Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart is mine, for sure.
We've been together for more than three years,
And my love for her has only grown with tears,
But she says I cannot walk with me,
As society may frown upon our unity.
Her eyes are red and dark with sorrow,
As I know that our love may not have a tomorrow,
I feel shy and sad to hear her say,
That we cannot be together in every way.
Money may be something we lack,
But our love is not something we can easily pack,
We may not need fancy gifts or sweet honey,
For our love is enough, it is never too funny.
I wish we could fly away and be free,
To love each other openly and with glee,
But society's chains hold us down,
Making us feel like we will drown.
Still, I will love him till the end of time,
For she is the one who makes my heart chime,
Our love may face challenges and strife,
But with him, I know I will live a happy life.
in a dream a record store
groovy man its lesley gore
voice mid soprano
and a piano
sleepy sandmans muzak score.
Nawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one off
And pulled a muscle
It was a power shaft
She always upsets him
Only coz she loves him
The concept of time
Meant nothing when fecking
They worked as pilots
For the Arkansass National Guard
I Will Fight For You:
You will never know how much I love you my dear,
You are not far away, but deep in my heart here.
I will fight with the whole world for you my baby,
'coz you alone have been able to drive me this crazy.
And now that fate has taken you away from me,
Don't you fear my darling, nor do you weep.
'coz your prince will soon come to rescue you,
And together the two of us will live life all anew.
He was skinny as a rail
Dared not put him on a scale
He grew much fatter
Didn’t seem to matter
I knew that he could not fail
~
She livened every party
Always knew she was hearty
She wailed when over
Like she was rover
Howls making her a smarty
~
I left him there in the past
Despite all that he had asked
Begging me to stay
Had to make him pay
Leaving had to be done fast
Do you take this strife
No not without a wife
Do you take this wife
No not if she gives me strife
Do you take this life
Only with my own wife
To give to me all the strife
To maybe live a better life
But first of all I need a wife
DAMO x
January was dull and frosty
February was a money grabber and costly
March had a hint of spring
Had a voice like a fog horn and couldn’t sing
April oh how could I forget she burnt me with her cigarette
May well, I rather not say
June had the charms and looks of a baboon
July broke my heart and made me cry
August Was really gorgeous
September I can’t remember?
October she drove straight at me and knocked me over
November not sure of the gender
December was cold and very old
Don’t I pick em what a year
Perhaps a leap year would be less painful.
Peter Dome ©2019
He dropped the words
like a hot potato fail,
"I love... "
(Her heart escalated.)
"...uuukuleles."
(Then tripped on
that same sliding staircase.)
She picked up the words,
then tossed them back.
"I love...."
(She paused for drama.)
"...uuunicorns more."