Funny Girlfriend Poems
These Funny Girlfriend poems are examples of Girlfriend poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Girlfriend Funny poems written by international poets.
Times were hard, we had run out of money,
But the landlord didn’t think it was funny.
One night he said he had a gig, so he...
girlfriend, dream, for teens, funny,
in a dream a record store
groovy man its lesley gore
voice mid soprano
and a piano
sleepy sandmans muzak score.
crazy, girlfriend, joy,
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one...
I will fight for you dear
girlfriend, crush, cute love, for
I Will Fight For You:
You will never know how much I love you my dear,
You are not far away, but deep in my heart...
The Yellowish Canary
boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life,
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...
A Cooling Off
girlfriend, break up, depression, desire,
my neighbor fingers flames snuffed
out on perfumed sticks
I'm jilted once it's tilted
waxing my toupee
buffed elevator floor wax,
I fume toward the roof
I wanna end me
girlfriend, cheer up, destiny, flying,
I Wanna End Me
It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...
The walls talking again
girlfriend, absence, analogy, appreciation, atheist,
Cant wear headphomes
the voices get louder
friend pulls up
driving in stolen car
see how far
lights and sirens
dont move over
Even Before You Think
girlfriend, best friend, cute love,
Don't you know I've been eyeing you?
Even before your thoughts were revealed,
It was injected into my memory,
But fear squeezed my heart.
I understand the miles that...
The Night Rowdy's Girlfriend Saved His Life
girlfriend, funny, humor,
There were half a dozen people in the tavern when it happened, and most of us were sober so we'll swear to what we...
There For Me
girlfriend, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
The First Approach
girlfriend, beautiful, feelings, first love,
Spot her from far.
Have a tingle mingle all over your skin.
Award your forehead a scratch
As you do the arduous estimations
Of the remaining catwalk steps
girlfriend, break up, farewell, flying,
Little mermaid on the rock,
Wishing and wondering,
What it would be like,
just to walk?
Little girl in a chair,
riding around on wheels of...
girlfriends a bear
girlfriend, animal, funny, giggle, humor,
I seen you on the stair way,
I seen you in the hall,
I put on your glass slipper,
and took you to the ball.
people thought i...
Giving in to your higher power
girlfriend, blessing, break up, change,
Feels like nothing has gone right in the last little while.
But I still get up everyday and Put on a smile.
I know with...