Giraffe Poems - Poems about Giraffe

...was almost never this honest, so the family began to laugh. Except, she added, that one time I dated a very well-hung giraffe. My father’s face got dark and redder than I have ever seen. Grandma is something else now that she’s an Alzhe......Read More

...en he goes out in public, people constantly point and laugh. It's because of his hair and because he has the neck of a giraffe. His hair offends some men and they challenge him to fights. My neighbor always wins because he claws, kicks a......Read More

...o a truck the other day and the driver got out and laughed. He was driving toward the zoo, and out stuck a rather ugly giraffe. We all have great sense of humors at this flying school I started. We might have dementia, and we’re old, but......Read More

...Hey! What are you talking about? Enjoying your safari so far? Is there room on anyone's lap For a petite friendly giraffe? ......Read More

...oetic Crimes On and on they go the vaccine makes three heads and sixteen toes An elephant trunk and five giraffe necks not to mention a terrible desire for Bill Gates micro softy The 1600's sure had a basket of stupid a......Read More

...re age spots. They are six and seven. I wonder if they will remember this when they turn my age. I am spotted like a giraffe I say. They giggle. Perhaps they will remember this. ......Read More

...a ballerina she has legs of a giraffe grace of a hippo ......Read More

... A barred spiral galaxy in the Giraffe has one of the arms curled in front of its core where dust laden lanes in the grouping outpour as Hubble has ......Read More

... i am an elephant my name is singular thus it's not weird that I play guitar and i say i'm a giraffe I reach the height of the sky maybe in a short time can grow up sky high I elephant eat leaves as if......Read More

...look debonair, fanciful, and particularly fey. In the tradition they took like-minded shots in ninety-two. They wore giraffe heads for this photo, one was painted blue. Why do they always hide themselves in their photos Uncle Will sai......Read More

...ney? My friend Dee asked one day. Well what do you mean? I replied. In what way? Dee then saw my kitchen, made up in giraffe. Never mind, she said, with a snort and a laugh. ......Read More

...g... see K... and C) F is for Frog (and for Fu*ker, which your dad’s been doing with someone who isn’t me) G is for Giraffe (and for Git - your dad is a Git... and he has two faces) H is for Horse (and for Hard Up - which your dad was.......Read More

...Giraffea-corn was born in the forest of flowers west of the navy sky. Her markings were diamonds, her eyes glowed green......Read More

...…painted myself long neck’d giraffe long arms of healing short sleeves painted myself …painted myself …painted myself as only i con......Read More

...knot nay I whisted my turds to make him laugh Butt Muffin choked and started coffin I said Muffin you’re having a giraffe A lass I kneed a coffin two carry him off in Eye road my hoarse won summer’s day My hoarse went horse and w......Read More