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War Giggle Poems

These War Giggle poems are examples of Giggle poems about War. These are the best examples of Giggle War poems written by international poets.

Guess What, Vlad

  Vladimir Putin hints at using nuclear weapons

    Guess what, Vlad, we have our own weapons too

    ...

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Categories: giggle, war,

Limericks IX

Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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Categories: fire, giggle, humor, humorous,

Dabble Dactyls

I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Categories: giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,

This Broom Is My Rifle

~ A Running Joke from Israel's 
              War for Independence, 1948 ~

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Categories: fear, giggle, humor, imagination,

Humorous

When someone stumbles and falls on their ass;
            we find such predicaments humorous.
And even...

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Categories: cheer up, funny, giggle,

Strikes, Riots, Anarchy

Massive strikes in Germany
  Burning tires in France
    Drummers pound out a war dance
  
  But please do not...

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Categories: change, conflict, giggle, money,

Double Limericks

The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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Categories: giggle, cheer up, fun, funny,

Joe Versus the Raccoon

JOE VERSUS THE RACCOON 
By Kate H. Stark


Each night ‘twas the same old proverbial shout. 
“Hey Joe, will you please take the garbage bags out?”

Joe...

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Categories: animal, dedication, funny, giggle,

Temple of the Slaves

Unscaved with Time
Never divine
Souls come and linger
In this theatrical pantomime

Temple of the slaves, rise from their Graves
Misfits and jesters alike, juggle souls with rotten spikes
Temple...

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Categories: giggle, adventure, dark, dream, fantasy,

Epigrams V

Epigrams

Autumn Conundrum
by Michael R. Burch

It’s not that every leaf must finally fall,
it’s just that we can never catch them all.

Piercing the Shell
by Michael R. Burch

If...

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Categories: giggle, humor, humorous, irony,

The Strange Truces of King Arthur

The Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch

Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying...

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Categories: england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Bi-Balls Or Biballs

Bi-balls are jewels carrying family pride,
though vital to survival they hang outside,
nearly all men have bi-balls but Hitler had one,
Goebels had no balls, why war...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Alfa Male Not Too Fast

So we took Bonnie the Border Collie to the vet yesterday for a wellness check and to update his shots. While there we discussed Bonnies...

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Categories: giggle, adventure, animal, crazy, dog,

The Domestic War

The Domestic War 

 Everybody is dishonest your family too
They scheme and manoeuvre getting an advantage
My house has become a realm where
The aristocracy vies for...

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Categories: giggle, humor,

Killing Kilojoules

my noble efforts seem to be in vain 
my sweat army fights a huge enemy 
In every ugly battle we take strain 
battle weary troops...

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Categories: beauty, giggle, humor,