Business Giggle Poems

I know things have been quiet on the “ Mite-y Spread Front”
But do not be dismayed
Yeasty business brews in the Vegemite Camp
That is all I...

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once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
...

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Lizards

L
Lovely, long lizards, 
guardians of the porch.

I
Indomitable reminders of a time, 
now gone.

Z
Zebra striped and plain, 
all the very same.

A
All about their business on their...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Talking apple and oranges may deliberate,
 wondering to what has been considered.
Different things altogether just multiplied,
 losing the string of thoughts refined.
The extended version by...

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COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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once a brush salesman from nice

soaked all of his suits in grease

then slid through each town

with nary a frown

till someone called the police....

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My heart's out on the train track
and the train is on it's way
When I think the whistle's blowing
and the breeze has lied to me

And I...

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Eh? woke up
this Thursday morning
with my finances
shaking the walls

some nice hoser lady
had given me a call

and left a message
right on my phone

she talked
also, very nice...

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I am no woebegone capon peon
for forks and knives to come upon,
no, I am a busy rooster father
in serious need of a duty roster
to ensure...

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i once had a friend named neil

whose keyboard at work would squeal

for his fingers theyd pound

with a clickety sound

till it was time for a meal....

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Ablution
08/08/2018

I love my morning ablution
A cure all, my solution
Rids me from pollution
One long steady motion

Sit and read the news
While my bottom spews
Food I haven’t chewed
Flowing...

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While constipation kept me in arrears,
asper daily writing,
     thus ordinarily straight forward
     practiced process culling material,

 ...

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My boss thought he was so clever
not giving me a raise for extra responsibility

‘Twas in the wonderful days when jobs
were in abundance but that worked...

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Stands a beautiful tree firmly with its gracious branches and boughs 
On a bank of a running or on an edge of round pond 
May...

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