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Geek Poems - Poems about Geek

Premium Member My dog's as smart as a geek and other doggy poems
My dog's as smart as a geek. He can bark in English, Arabic, and Greek. He’s expert in canine mathematics, can discuss dog-fight aerodynamics, and is fluent in bow-wow doublespeak. And yours? Would it be okay if later today I brought Bixby by to play with Boris and Doris and Horace and Morris and Eddie and Ollie and Ray? My dog always barks at men...

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Categories: geek, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member 7 Spot Winner a song
©7 Spot Winner - Artimus The Poet, Susan Manley 12/24/2024 Inspired by a meme and my boyfriend. ...

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Categories: geek, computer, fun, funny love,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member Chet The Educated Idiot
Chet wore his plaid pants up to his pencil protector People ran from the cafeteria when they saw him He was an incessant talker Never let anyone else speak We have all been cornered by him His prattle is boring; scientific crap Stuff none of us care about Quantum physics, montum shizzicks, We don’t even believe in whatever it is We are from the...

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Categories: geek, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Geek
Geek Pass me a tablet Pass me my phone I'll order a take-out To arrive here by drone My eyes may be square But behind them you'll see One hundred percent human Undespicable me It's hard to relate When your words are at loss Though I'm happiest really Ninja fighting a boss There's a place sitting by me Though I'm never apart From my digital world There's a space in...

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Categories: geek, anti bullying, best friend,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Wandered Lonely As a Geek
"I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud" by William Wordsworth I wandered lonely as a geek Through silent woods and rustling leaves Down the hill to the flowing creek Away from life's stress causing heaves There I saw a white lovely swan By magic there appeared a fawn As the slow running water splashed Then filled a deeper hole for fish A place...

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Categories: geek, freedom,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Geek On the Beach
It's a lot of fun, being a geek on the beach, He dug thirty-two escudos', in less than a week. all solid gold, from the lost fleet. He found fourteen more, and stayed for three weeks. With some of the score, bought a custom jeep. Yup, it's a lot of fun, being a Geek on the Beach. The crux of this poem, is mostly just luck. Though dreams come...

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Categories: geek, fantasy, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Geek-Speak
Computer-virus A type of sirus? Dog eared pedantic Repetitive on automatic Amorphic invasion maybe Pushing for an erasion Removing African Eroding the Eurasians Punishing most Asians. Compute such dogma’ Hirsute not an option In streamlining concoctions Refuting forbidden Ideas free and falling, In ides of transitioning Islands of resistance Enlightement most insistent Fighting fiercely for freedom Against the force of dis-reason. Also think again? On that verbiage? Does it define our Stagnant garbiage? ©Joe Maverick 13-6-2022...

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Categories: geek, courage,
Form: Rhyme
Geek
Playtime in the bone-pit. Sanctified ritual amalgamates sawdust savagery with infantile hunger and births a blank recognition within the eyes of the disbelieving. What is it? Praise be to the Geek. Empty, gone and automated he devours his daily bread of chickens and rodents with a dry heroin mouth that grinds and chews towards infinite sideshow pay days. Strange but true! Mister, he was made for it. Humiliation...

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Categories: geek, dark, identity, self,
Form: Free verse
Geek Stack Execution
let new stack = new "happy face cheese burger cat" add args 'cheese' and 'burger' and "cat' to ''annoyed nursery'' also add ''break'' where ''necessary'' love Lani and insert smiley insert Lani signature check for syntactic errors end stack...

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Categories: geek, computer,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Golden Curls and the Geek
The stud kicked sand in the face of the geek Shook his golden curls: "You're so very weak." The geek worked out every day New muscles proudly displayed Kicked 'golden curls' halfway to Mozambique...

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Categories: geek, hyperbole, strength,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Whatever Does That Mean
They say that I'm prolific Whatever does that mean? It makes me sound like a rabbit Bob-bobbing in a pretty scene. It makes me feel terrific And not an old has-been, When I find a word I grab it Towards rhyming I often lean. And here I go again Another song I’m writing, Thoughts are bouncing round my brain My word – my life’s exciting! They say...

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Categories: geek, age, fun, how i
Form: Lyric
My Rap Skills Part 2 the Geek In Me
I'm letting out the geek in me he's on a different frequency, a freak of nature you must see feeding you the ecstasy, I've got a brain far superior and a pencil case by my side, a foot that's got bacteria an athletes foot in my stride, I could show you my toe with my in growing nail, I could blow my nose...

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Categories: geek, hip hop, humorous, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Hero of Geek
There was a very special date, Back in 1922 on December 28. Upon this date a hero of heroes was born, Into a world already torn. For you see, the boy that was heaved into this place, Soon would be known for his artistic grace. He grew into the man from which Heroes spawned, Getting father and son to bond. He...

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Categories: geek, celebrity, farewell, hero, muse,
Form: Rhyme
Trump Saw Geek Going In Creek
Trump and a Geek Trump wanted to peek at a gorgeous geek, As on his lush bed she had started to leak; Was stunning; Shower running; Pollution was found when going in creek. Jim Horn...

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Categories: geek, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Geek At Play
A Geek at Play a dork from York mistook the rook for knight in flight. defend till end? too late check mate! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A Five Fun Footle Contest Sponsored by Jan Allison Placed 1st © 26th October 2016...

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Categories: geek, humor, silly,
Form: Footle

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