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Gas Poems - Poems about Gas

Gas Poems - Examples of all types of poems about gas to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for gas.
Premium Member Lady In Red
...open the smell will pass ..." at that, doors opened and the lady in red went on to say, "... excuse **moi for passing gas." 2021 August 01 When I Let One Loose In The Elevator ~~charles messina *Messieurs; French for Gentlemen/Sir......Read More
Categories: gas, analogy, beautiful, irony,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Gee Whizz Lady
... When I let one loose in the elevator, I tried holding, but the gas had been greater. Spreading in age, I couldn’t blame for later, Every step I took, my body a traitor. Three you......Read More
Categories: gas, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member When I Let One Loose In The Elevator, Not For Contest
...ay, I ate mild chili, then went on my way, while driving over there I realized I was in a conundrum, forgot to take Gas-X for my tum-tum. Got on the dental chair, started to hear my gut's angry rumbling, while my dentist was drilli......Read More
Categories: gas, 7th grade, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member WHEN I LET ONE LOOSE IN THE ELEVATOR
...When I let one loose in the elevator, I’d been goosed by gas, released the stench of embarrassment. Out flew a largemouth bass — now for the harassment. When I let one loo......Read More
Categories: gas, friend, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member If We Could Bottle Those Emissions
...Our dog is sawing logs loudly so many deep groans as she lets off gas they smell like charcoal emissions She is getting older, her snores are shaking the house I wish we could bottle ......Read More
Categories: gas, animal, dog, humorous,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member RANT LETTER 3
...e to go there. And now begins a new space race. But only for the rich, I think. Your spaceship powered by laughing gas flew up aloft to take a blink of our wonderful earth land mass. Now should we encourage such act of indulgence......Read More
Categories: gas, earth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It Is Not His Fault - POLITICAL OPINION
...to clear-thinking people Some blame the president for everything that is amiss [It is not his fault gas prices are surprising, It is not his fault the temperature is rising It is not his fault gun violence is epidemic......Read More
Categories: gas, how i feel, perspective,
Form: Political Verse
What Is Wrong With The World Today
...democratic ploys To fund other countries and to try and make us weak The next few years in our country seems bleak Gas prices rising, along with the unemployment rate There’s no need to work when you're living off the state Free mone......Read More
Categories: gas, america, political, world,
Form: Couplet
Clocks ticking to politicking
...caricature it purposely lampoons! Then the demonstrations, remonstrations but they only invite riots and tear bomb gas So if yah can keep your rallies peaceful maybe you won't be such an ass. And if yah do go ahead ranting, pantin......Read More
Categories: gas, international, parody, political,
Form: Political Verse
Frankenstein
...o Hyde All this rage inside Is today the day I die? Soldier, stand down Don't be a damn clown When there's toxic gas around And in the sky a giant ash cloud So what if they have doubts And want to bad mouth Once again I'm about......Read More
Categories: gas, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Busted - The Human Levy
... But I used a small amount So when the man says dust to dust I hope that doesn’t count Busted Some plastic, some gas and inflammable stuff So, no use in saying it wasn’t me, Guv When I get my call from above I’ve had my heating ......Read More
Categories: gas, earth, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cafe Terrace 'Coffee House' In Arles, France
...ons entertaining escapades of camaraderie, Charismatically whisper away the evening. Visible under the illuminating gas lantern, Of sulphurous yellow revealing customers Who say, “S'il vous plaît” to the French waiter. As pa......Read More
Categories: gas, french, night, romance, summer,
Form: Ekphrasis
Since Way Back When
...7/18/21 Foot on the gas ped Often I went fast and sped Then crashed and bled So there was a lot of red Occasionally got torn up and shre......Read More
Categories: gas, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Please Comment and Tell me if i am in Fact the WIERD One
...standard bowl urinals Someone had come up with the novelty idea of cutting out and using Beer barrel kegs and gas bottles instead Which to me i had never in my life seen or heard of before So i took a picture and sent it ......Read More
Categories: gas, confusion,
Form: Free verse
Super Jupiter
...Super, super, super Primordial stardust Jupiter So far away and voluminous gas Multiple moons longlast Beautiful whites, reds, yellows and browns Big SUPER just hanging and spinning around ......Read More
Categories: gas, adventure, encouraging, freedom, growth,
Form: Rhyme

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