Gas Poems - Poems about Gas

...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......Read More

... How's your day, swinging from the trees? Mine's an absolute winner, a ten outta ten? They're coming along more often lately Is it just that I'm no longer aware? One day just runs in......Read More

...I just stopped by to get some gas And had to go inside to pay. I met this beautiful, blonde lass Whose attitude brightened my day. Everything about her was great, Her smile, her hair, and her ......Read More

...Percolating, who we, I’m just relating Relaying the conveying of alarming apex Son’s getting hotter, sending flares, scorching heirs The roof is on fire, but folks serving gas in m......Read More

... WOW! I'm clicking again Thought it was over To hang up my pen and retire HEY! Wait a minute NOT DONE YET Still cookin' with gas! Got another hundred or so OKAY! Calm down! Maybe......Read More

...My eyes are green, but dimmer than they used to be. I'm Caucasian, but my skin's stained dirty. I used to be only four foot three with ten extra pounds, but now I'm too skinny. Have you seen me? ......Read More

...I hear them on the television, like I have a choice, that's flat out all they show these days: Politicians with their elucidations tangled as Grandma's yarn. Honest Joe, explicating why I'm beg......Read More

...Thought Police Be careful what you say, be careful who you say it to. It might be heard... by someone that does not like it! They will come to your door, and even the score, even if t......Read More

...Demonstrators in all riots Aren’t at all full or half idiots: Any fellow on Rich Diet Most likely will remain quiet… Idiots don’t fear Police Canister, Whose contents are damned sinister. Co......Read More

...According to the 700 Club host's Gordon, "This could be coming very shortly to America, of course Congress would have to approve and President Biden would have to sign it." In Sera Lanka the prote......Read More

...President Joe' Biden's message to American families suffering from highly inflated prices of gas and the rising food prices is, "It is all part of the Liberal New World Order." They want American tax......Read More

... It has come to my attention that the moon is capable of growing green bananas, keeping sheep and goats, but not cows the cattle emit too much gas. If we send refugees there and not to Rwanda, ......Read More

... Of all the professions ever been in the world Some are rightly regarded today as absurd The Western Union man just can't compete with high-tech texts and twitters and tweet......Read More

...I am the girl that plays with fire got burned so many times , got burned so many times . But there is nothing more satisfying Than feeling them flames slowly advance from eyes to heart . At ......Read More

...The more I think the more I'm sure The odds were stacked as all can see, The Media's rotten to the core At least on that we should agree. But two years on what do you think, Did sleepy Joe suc......Read More