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Garbanzo Poems - Poems about Garbanzo


Premium Member mamas chili is better than ever
...Mama’s chili pot put out a call Wanting a variety of beans in the fall Forty-nine types of beans showed up in all Auditions were conducted by me and Saul Lima beans were boring, dull and bland.......

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Categories: garbanzo, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ready, Go
...Ready, Go If a crossword puzzle clue has to give me writing prompts, then so be it. I’ll consider myself prompted. Uncle Wiggly reveals what the Brits call At Sixes & Sevens. But if the man......

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Categories: garbanzo, allusion, humor, metaphor,
Form: Free verse



Tribute To Flatulence
...I like beans - They are my favorite food. I like beans - There's nothing quite as good. I like beans - There are so many kinds. I like beans - All of them taste so fine. Boil em,Bake em,Steam em......

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Categories: garbanzo, 2nd grade, addiction, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Super Duper Mega Store
...Rice cakes? Domestic or foreign? Domestic – aisle seventy-three, Foreign – aisle seventy-four. Hearing aids? Let me look at my map. They are in aisle twenty-eight. Lima beans? Kidney beans......

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Categories: garbanzo, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Got Gas--- Flatulence
...Got GAS--- Flatulence Got me sum delicate tummy Ate too MUCH late at night After eight-thirty for Pete’s sake---- Guess I should not have ate That cabbage and raw egg cinnamon-shake NOW MY......

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Categories: garbanzo, analogy, betrayal, conflict, imagery,
Form: Free verse



Potholes
...11/22/16 Got to get that cheese pronto Those that talked guano Got hit with an uppercut combo mano a mano I had a dog named Bronco And landlords named Helga and Poncho Knew......

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Categories: garbanzo, poetry, rap, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Granny Garbanzo
...I don’t know where you came from Could not even take a guess Did you jump off of a train car? Are you from the Wild West? You’re wearing a sombrero And a pair of running shoes You’re dancing the bol......

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Categories: garbanzo, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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