Mama’s chili pot put out a call
Wanting a variety of beans in the fall
Forty-nine types of beans showed up in all
Auditions were conducted by me and Saul
Lima beans were boring, dull and bland.
Chili beans are always close at hand.
Pork and beans were stuck up and snobby.
Garbanzo beans were hard and knobby.
We finally chose six types of beans.
Together they made the chili fit for queens.
Mama’s chili was better than ever before.
We kicked the limas and garbanzos out the door.
I like beans - They are my favorite food.
I like beans - There's nothing quite as good.
I like beans - There are so many kinds.
I like beans - All of them taste so fine.
Boil em,Bake em,Steam em,Fry em
Any way they're cooked,I'll try em.
I like beans.I like beans.
I like beans - I play a little game.
I like beans - Use them to spell my name.
I like beans - My mouth is getting wetter.
I like beans - I slowly eat each letter.
Savor every tasty biteful.
There are few things as delightful
I like beans.I like beans.
I like beans - Mash em into a paste.
I like beans - I smear it on my face.
I like beans - When it gets dry enough.
I like beans - I peel away the stuff.
Makes my skin as smooth as glass.
So soft just like a baby's ass.
I like beans.I like beans.
Pinto. Lima. Turtle. Navy.
In a stew with lots of gravy.
Red and Pink and Black and White.
I scarf em down all day and night.
Garbanzo. Lentil. Kidney. Butter.
Eat em till I'm six feet under.
I like beans! I like beans! I like beans! I LIKE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
Rice cakes? Domestic or foreign?
Domestic – aisle seventy-three,
Foreign – aisle seventy-four.
Hearing aids?
Let me look at my map.
They are in aisle twenty-eight.
Lima beans? Kidney beans? Garbanzo beans?
I believe all beans are in aisle fourteen.
There is a display of ham and beans on an end cap.
All electronics are between aisle two hundred
and aisle four hundred and twelve.
I do not have that breakdown, but here is a cheat sheet.
Motorcycles?
Aisle four hundred and sixty two.
Houses? Prefab or stick built?
11/22/16
Got to get that cheese pronto
Those that talked guano
Got hit with an uppercut combo
mano a mano
I had a dog named Bronco
And landlords named Helga and Poncho
Knew this lady that lived in a condo
And worked at Costco
Cargo
Being shipped worldwide, even garbanzo
Jane and John Doe
Still trying to win the lotto
Roads smooth or full of potholes
Article after article on Monsanto
Business and vacation trips to Cabo
Valuable art pieces done by Picasso
He wanted a Gallardo and she wanted a Murcielago
Beauty can be seen from Lake Tahoe to way beyond Morocco
Regardless of it is or is not in a grotto
I like a lot of music from the DMV and Chicago
Songs made with many instruments such as the bongo
On any fish, beef or chicken taco
I'll stack toppings like cheese, tomato, sour cream and avocado
Girl didn't know how to cook anything including nachos
She called me el diablo
But never el chapo
At the end of this they're going to hate, or congratulate and say bravo
By: Dalton Ogletree
I don’t know where you came from
Could not even take a guess
Did you jump off of a train car?
Are you from the Wild West?
You’re wearing a sombrero
And a pair of running shoes
You’re dancing the bolero
And reading local news
You brought me homemade cookies
And some milk to wash them down
Of course I’ll have some hard candies
You’re the coolest granny in town!