I Gotta Laugh So I Dont Cry
...Life’s pitiless pathetic ploy -
There is more sad than there’s of joy.
For hearty laughs and happy cheers
Here comes a penalty of tears.
I gleaned from what life got me throu...
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Categories:
funnybone, humorous, life,
Form: Rhyme
Unword and Upword
...UNWORD AND UPWORD
À Bigly Ugly Orangely Bugly,
Got voted inly onlee only!
By Elephantly rudely taunt he,
Made our nation sad and wantly!
To bring back smiley fontly faces,
Type this X, ...
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Categories:
funnybone, humorous, nonsense, political, satire,
Form: Political Verse
Buy My Pegs
...A gypsy woman came and said,
‘I know you’ll want to purchase these.’
My granny firmly shook her head,
unmoved by all the gypsy’s pleas.
The gypsy tried a savage stare,
and pointed to my granny...
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Categories:
funnybone, grandmother,
Form: Rhyme
Live Love Life
...LIVE LOVE LIFE
LIFE, a precious gift we all SHARE
We have no time to stand and STARE
Forget the heavy burdens on your SHOULDERS
The Anger that turns you into a SCOLDER
Eradicate the pain that make...
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Categories:
funnybone, inspirational, life, seasons, love,
Form: Rhyme
February Funnybone -Limerick
...February arrives and it's glad
makes the other months look kinda sad
hearts and love it stands for
romance, flowers what’s more
for only twenty nine days that's not bad.
lizReilly...
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Categories:
funnybone, seasons,
Form: Limerick
Funnybone Joke,Nobody's Laughing
...Laughter ensues from the tricks being played
undue is the pain as nerves shredded frayed
disorder the purpose dysfunction effect,
poorly presented jokingly direct
from a pig in a poke with a funn...
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Categories:
funnybone, happiness, sad,
Form: Free verse