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Time Funny Poems

These Time Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Time. These are the best examples of Funny Time poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Trees
the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,



Corner Shots and Clever Quip

Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine,
Would shoot from the corner, on time.
With a smirk and a stare,
He'd just stand right there,
"That's a three,...

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Categories: basketball, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Entertain Them for a While
      ‘Here come some more of them
        Plenty of little kids too
 ...

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Categories: animal, funny, heart, mystery,

Premium Member SPRING MADNESS
SPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...

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Categories: dark, funny, society, spring,

Premium Member Legendary Convict
Walked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...

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Categories: character, cool, environment, funny,



Premium Member Time My Funny Friend
"Time... Always here but never here." By Poet

Time my funny friend,
I cannot see you or feel you.
Yet time you are always with me,
from morning until...

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Categories: funny, fun, giggle, humor, time,

Happiness is Knowing God
Are you feeling bad sensations 
Having difficulties and temptations?

Then be happy, happy, happy, happy! 

Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong...

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Categories: funny, 8th grade, anger, cancer,

Premium Member FUNNY THREATS FROM AN ARSON MURDERER OF 9 AND HIS JHORE
NO NO NO NO FEAR OF CIRO GARGANO HIS UNDESIRABLE BLACKS HE HIRES BLACKMAILS TO TORCH BUILDING FALSIFY HELL EARTH OR LIKE ME FORCED 
TO...

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Categories: funny, allah,

TimeSteep Tea Leaves
TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves
Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny.

Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat?
Want a cup that knows...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

Meet the Staff I
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Staff Spotlight:The WanderPoet
Position: Ephemeral Verse Consultant
Clock-in Time: Unknown
Clock-out Time: Immediately After You Notice Him

You won’t see him arrive.
You might catch a glimpse--
a flicker...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

How to Find the Shop
How to Find the Shop
A whispered map for the bold, the broken, and the slightly curious.

--A cryptic guide for those who seek the odd, the...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

MysticMist Eye Drops
Introducing... MysticMist™ Eye Drops! 
See the unseen. Blink into the beyond.

Are your regular eye drops leaving you… underwhelmed?
Do you yearn to gaze into the fabric...

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Categories: funny, humor, parody, satire,

Premium Member The Stuff They Said To Me
“Uncle Celery, Uncle Celery, is chopping all those veggies,”
my impish nieces and nephew who copycat my voice,
and other hand gestures or mannerisms known to me...

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Categories: care, cute, fun, funny,

Premium Member Speech Impediments, Moons and Spoons
There once was a girl from the south
Who had a hard time with her mouth
Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!"
She said, "Not poon! We...

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Categories: child, funny,

Premium Member bad dog
bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Posted on March 18, 2025...

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Categories: funny, dog, memory, time,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things