Time Funny Poems

It's a dirty little business
And I've never stooped so low
But if I stay here long enough
I'll dig myself a hole

There's trouble all around
And death to...

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a widow she lived in village by the river
at forty five her looks made men in town quiver,
married four times she was looking for another,
a...

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Lil mama in a Q50 infinity 
Known to handle drama
Pulls up any vicinity
know a broad in a Amg
we hit the drive through theater 
And we...

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A ghost set out one moonlit night,
His tattered sheet made quite the sight.
He’d planned to haunt with eerie flair,
But his faint glow was thin and...

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Watermelon is a hard word 
to try and find a rhyme
And I thought that I could
If I would take the time

So, I've travel far and...

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Love has no rhythm or rhyme. 
It strikes anytime. 
It is like lightning coming from the sky. 
It hits a person straight out of line....

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All For The Thought of Sex

Make the beast with two backs,
Give a girl a green gown,
Let's rock the bed and shake the sheets,
Sometimes it sounds...

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i’m on the floor
not by choice,
but by gravity
and the kind of despair
that smells like vodka
and the day’s last meal. 

the room spins,
those ethnic carpets under...

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the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise...

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Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine,
Would shoot from the corner, on time.
With a smirk and a stare,
He'd just stand right there,
"That's a three,...

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      ‘Here come some more of them
        Plenty of little kids too
 ...

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SPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...

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Walked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...

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"Time... Always here but never here." By Poet

Time my funny friend,
I cannot see you or feel you.
Yet time you are always with me,
from morning until...

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Are you feeling bad sensations 
Having difficulties and temptations?

Then be happy, happy, happy, happy! 

Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong...

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