Time Funny Poems
These Time Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Time. These are the best examples of Funny Time poems written by international poets.
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Corner Shots and Clever Quip
Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine,
Would shoot from the corner, on time.
With a smirk and a stare,
He'd just stand right there,
"That's a three,...
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basketball, fun, funny, hilarious,
Entertain Them for a While
‘Here come some more of them
Plenty of little kids too
...
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animal, funny, heart, mystery,
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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dark, funny, society, spring,
Legendary ConvictWalked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...
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character, cool, environment, funny,
Time My Funny Friend"Time... Always here but never here." By Poet
Time my funny friend,
I cannot see you or feel you.
Yet time you are always with me,
from morning until...
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funny, fun, giggle, humor, time,
Happiness is Knowing GodAre you feeling bad sensations
Having difficulties and temptations?
Then be happy, happy, happy, happy!
Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong...
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funny, 8th grade, anger, cancer,
FUNNY THREATS FROM AN ARSON MURDERER OF 9 AND HIS JHORENO NO NO NO FEAR OF CIRO GARGANO HIS UNDESIRABLE BLACKS HE HIRES BLACKMAILS TO TORCH BUILDING FALSIFY HELL EARTH OR LIKE ME FORCED
TO...
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funny, allah,
TimeSteep Tea LeavesTimeSteep™ Tea Leaves
Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny.
Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat?
Want a cup that knows...
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funny, humor, humorous, parody,
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Clock-in Time: Unknown
Clock-out Time: Immediately After You Notice Him
You won’t see him arrive.
You might catch a glimpse--
a flicker...
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funny, humor, humorous, parody,
How to Find the ShopHow to Find the Shop
A whispered map for the bold, the broken, and the slightly curious.
--A cryptic guide for those who seek the odd, the...
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funny, humor, humorous, parody,
MysticMist Eye DropsIntroducing... MysticMist™ Eye Drops!
See the unseen. Blink into the beyond.
Are your regular eye drops leaving you… underwhelmed?
Do you yearn to gaze into the fabric...
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funny, humor, parody, satire,
The Stuff They Said To Me“Uncle Celery, Uncle Celery, is chopping all those veggies,”
my impish nieces and nephew who copycat my voice,
and other hand gestures or mannerisms known to me...
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care, cute, fun, funny,
Speech Impediments, Moons and SpoonsThere once was a girl from the south
Who had a hard time with her mouth
Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!"
She said, "Not poon! We...
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child, funny,
bad dog
bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Posted on March 18, 2025...
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funny, dog, memory, time,