Summer Funny Poems
These Summer Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Summer. These are the best examples of Funny Summer poems written by international poets.
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
HiBeRnAtIoN Day! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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dark, funny, society, spring,
Herodotus Theory of WinterHerodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....
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fun, funny, science, silly,
The CenterfoldLook and behold
the Centerfold
I am not telling lies
when I say that my eyes
witnessed the personification
of my wildest imagination.
Truth be told
Cupid had me in a chokehold...
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fantasy, funny, innocence,
Teasing or cheeringMy heart cried
Please loved him no more.
It hurt more and more than before.
My brain questioned
Why did you keep on thinking of him for?
You should practise
"Out...
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funny, cheer up, for him,
Some Funny Thought On The Way Out Nowhere
Now again, someone upstairs,
and somewhere on a bus
headed somewhere in Louisiana
where it is one a.m.
eyes mind thy business
while pyramid in the sky...
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funny, crazy, creation, drug, emotions,
The Crazy World Of The Fruit And Veg Folkmr onion with his mad mad hair
miss pepper with her smoothen skin
mrs lemon looking so so fair
master cauliflower’s complexion
the long long nose of sir carrot
the...
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crazy, fun, funny, humorous,
The Mysterious GiftShe walked along the narrow path.
Along the side of the lonely stream.
Her golden hair was wet
and stuck haphazardly to her face.
That face that was so...
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fantasy, funny love, love,
The Bug Chronicles - A Field Guide To Creepy Crawliesthe spider
he, with cotton in his bottom
for the silken manufacture
dressing flies he likes to capture
in the evening wear for dinner
oh the spider, what a spinner
the...
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animal, fun, funny, humorous,
Summer Cooking
In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets,
lazy time passes him by, he forgets.
In hot kitchen he doesn’t go,
...
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funny,
Funny Limerick For Summer
Loosening her two-piece in the sun
Gail rubbed sweet cream to tan, to have fun-
With bod on a hilla
...
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funny, beach, humor,
What A Shocker
Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!
...
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beach, funny, humorous, ocean,
A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...
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funny, body, giggle, red, sun,
Seasons EndYou call but I won’t answer the phone
It’s all because I enjoy being alone
I at times flirt with being yours
Then my mind sailed for...
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art, emotions, funny love,
DragonflyJust saw a huge dragonfly fly by,
As I screamed aloud alone, "Why?!"...
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fear, funny, giggle, nature,
Monster of myselfFollowing me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart
And your breathing...
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funny, child, depression, emo, integrity,