Summer Funny Poems
These Summer Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Summer. These are the best examples of Funny Summer poems written by international poets.
Different WhipsLil mama in a Q50 infinity
Known to handle drama
Pulls up any vicinity
know a broad in a Amg
we hit the drive through theater
And we...
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car, funny love, hip
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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dark, funny, society, spring,
Herodotus Theory of WinterHerodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....
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fun, funny, science, silly,
The CenterfoldLook and behold
the Centerfold
I am not telling lies
when I say that my eyes
witnessed the personification
of my wildest imagination.
Truth be told
Cupid had me in a chokehold...
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fantasy, funny, innocence,
Teasing or cheeringMy heart cried
Please loved him no more.
It hurt more and more than before.
My brain questioned
Why did you keep on thinking of him for?
You should practise
"Out...
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funny, cheer up, for him,
Some Funny Thought On The Way Out Nowhere
Now again, someone upstairs,
and somewhere on a bus
headed somewhere in Louisiana
where it is one a.m.
eyes mind thy business
while pyramid in the sky...
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funny, crazy, creation, drug, emotions,
The Mysterious GiftShe walked along the narrow path.
Along the side of the lonely stream.
Her golden hair was wet
and stuck haphazardly to her face.
That face that was so...
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fantasy, funny love, love,
Summer Cooking
In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets,
lazy time passes him by, he forgets.
In hot kitchen he doesn’t go,
...
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funny,
Funny Limerick For Summer
Loosening her two-piece in the sun
Gail rubbed sweet cream to tan, to have fun-
With bod on a hilla
...
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funny, beach, humor,
What A Shocker
Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!
...
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beach, funny, humorous, ocean,
A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...
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funny, body, giggle, red, sun,
Seasons EndYou call but I won’t answer the phone
It’s all because I enjoy being alone
I at times flirt with being yours
Then my mind sailed for...
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art, emotions, funny love,
DragonflyJust saw a huge dragonfly fly by,
As I screamed aloud alone, "Why?!"...
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fear, funny, giggle, nature,
Monster of myselfFollowing me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart
And your breathing...
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funny, child, depression, emo, integrity,
Dark roomIn this pitch black night ,
Hovers my own thoughts,
Dark and burdened,
Exhausting to the soul ,
And acceptable to the spirit.
This dark room aligns with my emotions,
lifeless...
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Categories:
dark, deep, depression, funny,