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Pain Funny Poems

These Pain Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Pain. These are the best examples of Funny Pain poems written by international poets.

THE TEASE

SHE DANCES JUST BEYOND YOUR REACH,
A WHISPER LOST ALONG THE BEACH.
A SHADOW CAST BY THE SETTING SUN,
A GAME BEGUN, BUT NEVER WON.

SHE SPEAKS IN RIDDLES,...

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Categories: beauty, crazy, funny love,

Escaping The Silence

Vitamins, chained to shallow waters. Buried in a cave. Below the world. I stand ready. Waiting for more. Seeds of sorrow planted deep.
Mercy or remorse....

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Categories: funny, beautiful, blessing, confidence, deep,

Too Stubborn to Die

A desire to die, found myself lazily lie,
Oh—'Without pain,' then why even try?
Hanged dupatta on a fan left running,
It spun, it tore—just threads kept churning.

Asked...

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Categories: 2nd grade, death, funny,

THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell

I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...

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Categories: funny, garden, health, hilarious,

God Is Missing; A Ghost Story

God is missing,                      ...

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Categories: funny, angst, cheer up, crazy,

A Cry in the Flames

You are the day, beautiful and bright  
I am the night, dark and full of fright  
You are magnificent, admired with grace ...

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Categories: black love, discrimination, funny

An Autumn Tale

Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...

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Categories: funny, pain, work,

Dunkin Reverie

I'm a pro-cyclist, and I despise people with flab
So it hurts that my folks don't walk, they'd rather take a cab.
I describe my races at...

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Categories: funny, growth, humor, irony,

Primary Colours

Something has been written, I am sure
Of the power of joy
Of the scent of sorrow 
Of the sound of shame.

Something has been written, I am...

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Categories: emotions, faith, funny, life,

Burning Love

I want to tell a funny story,
About this certain candle I had bought. 
“We’ll have a romantic night in”
This is the first thing I thought....

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Categories: body, flying, funny, funny

undying love

This love is a needle ,
It pricks my gentle chest,
Like a thorn it tears my tissues away ,
A great sensation of pain caresses my soul,
Sweet...

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Categories: crush, cute love, funny

My undying for you

This love is a needle ,
It pricks my gentle chest,
Like a thorn it tears my tissues away ,
A great sensation of pain caresses my soul,
Sweet...

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Categories: crush, cute love, funny

Raining in summer

On this majestic month of May, 
The clouds have conspired with the sun in a mist of golden gray,
Like a toxic forbidden love that fights...

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Categories: cheer up, funny, may,

Respect For The Shoe

The things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned, every day I would...

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Categories: appreciation, fantasy, funny,

Story-My humor

Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No?...

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Categories: creation, emotions, funny, humor,