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Halloween Funny Poems

These Halloween Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Halloween. These are the best examples of Funny Halloween poems written by international poets.

Romance and Vampires

Romance and Vampires

Categories: dark, funny love, halloween,

The Missing Ouija Board

The Missing Ouija Board  
An Unholy Whodunnit in Verse  

I summoned ghosts at midnight’s glare,  
At Cemetery Gate—with snacks to spare.

Categories: funny, character, cool, crazy, dark,

Spooked Mr Johnson

Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,  
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”  
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—

Categories: funny, cool, crazy, dark, deep,

Witches as they come

There were some witches I once knew
Reached out from their graves
To give me a kick
I ran and got some holly water
Poured it on to their

Categories: evil, funny, halloween,

A Halloween Proposal

Let's dance for the dead,
In beautiful nightmares, 
And together we create the most eccentric tragic story,
No one has foreseen,

Will you be my Vampire?

Categories: funny, crazy, cute love, dance,

Hell Cat Queen

Hell Cat Queen

Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting   Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky

Categories: funny, best friend, cat, fantasy,

Gothic Pets Collab

Gothic Pets

Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no

Categories: funny, cat, cute, giggle, halloween,

Skeletons Dancing

kreel n krurl 
bone twisting brake
skeletons dancing
beturn o bewake 
beslide n beclunky
on graveyardy mound
skelebones skelefunky
over graveyardy ground

Categories: fun, funny, halloween, humorous,

God Is Missing; A Ghost Story

God is missing,

Categories: funny, angst, cheer up, crazy,

Barnabas Dracula Kitty

Barnabas Dracula Kitty

Barnabas darts deep in my closet each dawn
I go feed him at sunset but poof he’s gone
On Halloween night
I spot Barny in flight
His

Categories: animal, cat, cute, funny,

Halloween Disguise

Dressed in Halloween disguise 
We battle the pumpkin flies 
Teeth sharp like our nails 
Smiles tell such fake tales 
We seek a mortal blood prize

Categories: fantasy, funny, giggle, halloween,

Funeral Home Grumblings

A quick pre-Halloween poem to capture a creepy funeral home scene. 
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T’was the night before Halloween, the funeral home quiet.
All the tables were taken, like

Categories: funny, anxiety, bereavement, crazy, dark,

The October Bliss

Put on your lovely swimming suits
Let's go, Let's go to the Belle-Mare
For diving, swimming, water skiing
In the beautiful blue lagoon
Fun time, fun time, It's October!

Put

Categories: funny, adventure, cheer up, cool,

A Seance In Lancashire

The air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
 Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.
  The

Categories: dark, funny, halloween, hilarious,

A Halloween Haunt

Pulchritudinous looks, unscrupulous ways hook 
Junoesque one apart, pneumatic in mouthpart

Those coconut-like callipygian haunts cull
Leave alone howling wolves, despite being ourselves!

Categories: funny,