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Girlfriend Funny Poems

These Girlfriend Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Girlfriend. These are the best examples of Funny Girlfriend poems written by international poets.


Premium Member To all the girls I loved before
To all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door -
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, cute love,



Heartbreak dinner
I had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after...

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Categories: break up, funny love,

Premium Member 'Bye-Bye Twiggy'
	
   My girlfriend grew up in West Virginny
   The mirror told her she was too skinny ~
    ...

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Categories: body, clothes, funny, girlfriend,

I Know a Girl
I KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE

TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND

WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...

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© Akash Jha  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, care, funny love,

Breaking Up Is Tough
They say that breaking up is tough,
now I know that it’s true,
one day we’ll go separate ways,
and all the blame’s on you.

Maybe we shared some...

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Categories: break up, funny, work,



Premium Member Gormless Sue Part two

I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,

Premium Member A Lost Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,

Premium Member When Undies Go
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: appreciation, beautiful, body, funny

It Kills Me
People are dying everyday 
There is a war on ukraine 
A genocide in the middle east 
A grandma died her dog died too 
No one...

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Categories: funny, cute love, dark, dog,

To Her
*To Her*

I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...

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Categories: addiction, dedication, funny love,

You Came
Today I want to sing a song, 
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...

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Categories: funny, boyfriend, celebration, confidence, cute

Premium Member Nouvelle Cuisine
NOUVELLE CUISINE

Nouvelle cuisine the waiter said, as he served the food to me
Where’s the rest I asked him, as I’d earlier skipped my tea
Tiny bits...

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Categories: food, funny, humor,

A and B
In one urban area in the Midwest, there lived a young, beautiful lady named A.   She wanted to get married so young because...

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Categories: funny, for her, for him,

Premium Member trendy
in a dream a record store

groovy man its lesley gore

voice mid soprano

and a piano

sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...

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Categories: dream, for teens, funny,

Premium Member Catfishing
 
I've never had a one-night stand,
with me it always was the family plan;
I thought I found Mr. Right 
seems I only saw him with...

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Categories: funny, betrayal, cat, dedication, fishing,


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