Girlfriend Funny Poems
These Girlfriend Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Girlfriend. These are the best examples of Funny Girlfriend poems written by international poets.
To all the girls I loved beforeTo all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door -
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more...
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funny, 12th grade, cute love,
Heartbreak dinnerI had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after...
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Categories:
break up, funny love,
'Bye-Bye Twiggy'
My girlfriend grew up in West Virginny
The mirror told her she was too skinny ~
...
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body, clothes, funny, girlfriend,
I Know a GirlI KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE
TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND
WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...
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anxiety, care, funny love,
Breaking Up Is ToughThey say that breaking up is tough,
now I know that it’s true,
one day we’ll go separate ways,
and all the blame’s on you.
Maybe we shared some...
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break up, funny, work,
Gormless Sue Part two
I once told a story about my
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two
Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...
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funny, anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,
A Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,
When Undies GoEasing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...
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appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
It Kills MePeople are dying everyday
There is a war on ukraine
A genocide in the middle east
A grandma died her dog died too
No one...
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funny, cute love, dark, dog,
To Her*To Her*
I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...
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addiction, dedication, funny love,
You CameToday I want to sing a song,
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...
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funny, boyfriend, celebration, confidence, cute
Nouvelle CuisineNOUVELLE CUISINE
Nouvelle cuisine the waiter said, as he served the food to me
Where’s the rest I asked him, as I’d earlier skipped my tea
Tiny bits...
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food, funny, humor,
A and BIn one urban area in the Midwest, there lived a young, beautiful lady named A. She wanted to get married so young because...
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funny, for her, for him,
trendy
in a dream a record store
groovy man its lesley gore
voice mid soprano
and a piano
sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...
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Categories:
dream, for teens, funny,
Catfishing
I've never had a one-night stand,
with me it always was the family plan;
I thought I found Mr. Right
seems I only saw him with...
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Categories:
funny, betrayal, cat, dedication, fishing,