Food Funny Poems

These Food Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Food. These are the best examples of Funny Food poems written by international poets.

      Mary ate a great big ham
        her gills turned white as snow

© Gershon Wolf  

In Gboko, where the dust motes dance and play,
A town, a city, a people, some would say.
What defines its spirit, a riddle, a quest,
With a

© Isaac Tsoho  

     I once knew a real awkward sort of bloke
     Who didn’t know how to tell a

© Gershon Wolf  

Creativity comes and goes. 
That’s what she believes, she named Cho. 
Cho happens to be a potato. 
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows.

© Alannah Dyer  

Why did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?

© Alannah Dyer  

If I owned a circus
for you I'd play the clown
(Do jugglers ever tire of throwing up?
Only when they're sick of it.)
or if I had a

© Martin Howard Samuel  

Habañero sauce, nice and hot
Dash it all in my cooking pot.
My nose runs everytime I eat.
Every tasty bite brings the heat.
I blow my nose to

© Lanier Thomas  

Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities

Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend

© Clive Culverhouse  

I wanted to use the "does not equal" sign, but the system changes it to a question mark, so I'll use "dne" instead.
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(in)equalities

fat dne ugly
thin

© Frederick Leeper  

Scavenging squirrels search for acorns, scratching old stumps from trees. 
Scampering up my sugar maple, they steal my bird feeder seeds. 
Sleepy salamanders wake from

© Marikate Kingston  

Are you feeling bad sensations 
Having difficulties and temptations?

Then be happy, happy, happy, happy! 

Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong

© Kenneth Samples  

jam

it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan

though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not

© Clive Culverhouse  

dessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen

dessert door dessert

© Clive Culverhouse  

It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he

© CayCay Jennings  

There once was a dumb toad named Blue
who went around eating white glue;
Horns grew from his head,
His body turned red,
He said, “I should have eaten

© Coral Urbina