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Education Funny Poems

These Education Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Education. These are the best examples of Funny Education poems written by international poets.


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I have presbyopia, astigmatism and more than a dose of dyslexia to boot
And so I have to break up my poetry into stanzas or my...

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Categories: education, funny, humorous, poems,



Collective Nouns- English Makes No Sense
Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And...

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Categories: funny, education, hilarious, humor,

How a Snake Lost Hope
I saw 
some mouses 
and
Two multicoulored 
snakes.

The snakes 
Hunted
The mouses.

After seeing those 
Two venomous
And dangerous  
Reptiles , 

I stoped
Labouring the ground 
To chase the snakes.

Luckly...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, africa, analogy,

Chemistry
Energy heats a pen for me and gives chemistry /
There’s no alternative to emit a thermal word filled migration flurry /
My nation bet against the...

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© Kyle Gee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, analogy, creation, education, environment,

Socket
Comeback God sacked a craft sassed to last / 
Grasp no slack or sag with the rap slap/ 
Pressure the bag and tip of the...

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© Kyle Gee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, art, character, crazy, education,



Black Eyes of America
I will stop reminiscing over the 1700s when the 2000s stop mirroring the same values
plantations upgraded to prisons, chains to handcuff, masters to head leaders...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, black african

Foolish Stage
Hellow Husna my dear friend,
Foolish stage do you understand?
Please I need your hand.

This is a long page,
Which consist with age,
All gender pass this stage.

Age where...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, age, dream,

Reading a Book
Today I was reading one of the best books,
And was deep in the fantasy world until shook.
Then I glanced at the time,
Surprised to see it...

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Categories: addiction, books, education, funny,

Everything You Want
I wonder what is
that keeps you coming back
Everytime I say it's for-you
and you think it's fair to act

And you see it's just a con
and there's...

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Categories: funny, 5th grade, analogy, assonance,

Eloquent Delinquent and the Tedium of the Long Hand Form
The curse of verse, at worst subversive,
Cursive, ad lib, tragic,
The means defines scenes, supreme beings let off steam,
Beauty queens daydream of magic.

Sense of place, being...

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Categories: education, extended metaphor, funny,

How Equality At Work Really Works the Funny Truth
Should an office employ 
50 men 50 women
87 white British with 7 of them Asian 
2 Indians 2 from Pakistan 
1 from China 1 Japan...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, work,

Premium Member The Mirror of Stupidity
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...

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Categories: education, faith, funny, humor,

Premium Member There's More To Sewing Than Meets the Eye
If you are new to sewing, may I suggest following these instructions.

How to thread a sewing machine.
1. Be sure to have good lighting.
2. Put foot...

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Categories: education, funny, humor, mentor,

The Brain - Homeschool Humour
We've all got a brain, you know
Though it cannot quite be seen
It stays imprisoned within our skulls
To be heard, it's very keen
It often finds it's...

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© Sarah M.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: children, education, funny, humor,

Premium Member I'm Spilling the Beans
I'm going to share a story
That happens to be true
Because it's sometimes good to laugh at ourselves,
I think. Don't you? 

It happened in first year...

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Categories: funny, giggle, school, science,


Book: Shattered Sighs