Business Funny Poems

These Business Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Business. These are the best examples of Funny Business poems written by international poets.

PEACE OF MIND

left hurt and wounded by my own actions,
yeah you started it but i didnt have to go there,
i shouldve just minded my business,
ignored

© Mya bauer  

I have this little Ginger Cat.
Lord knows what he sees
in me! – cutest adoring eyes
I don’t deserve; purrs in 
reserve, as he settles to cuddle
and

© Joe Dimino  

Oh, the joy of telemarketers,
Who call you up without a care,
With offers they believe are clever,
But really just provoke despair.

They call with grand insurance plans,
Covid

© Danny Derden  

It's a dirty little business
And I've never stooped so low
But if I stay here long enough
I'll dig myself a hole

There's trouble all around
And death to

© Jerry T Curtis  

All For The Thought of Sex

Make the beast with two backs,
Give a girl a green gown,
Let's rock the bed and shake the sheets,
Sometimes it sounds

© Tera Brown  

Where went my package, ordered long ago? 
The app displays delivered, but no proof waits
At the door, nor at the store—no box, no crates, 
Whereto

© X F Lacasse  

Now again, someone upstairs, 
and somewhere on a bus
headed somewhere in Louisiana 
where it is one a.m.

eyes mind thy business 
while pyramid in the sky

© Lucas James  

2024.5.14
Apple said to banana 
"B loves avocados more than you".
Avocados signed: "Hmm, apparently not any more.
Now, he loves his lazy bone
And lets it be his

© C33 B66  

Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How

© Lionel Derbyshire  

He said he was Herbert Buttery
Born and bred in Woodley Edge
And was owner of a little business
Repurposing outdated  artificial legs.
They were a family of

© Terry Ireland  

while I am sitting here writing  to you 
people are trying to steal 

your car, your house,
your business , your best friends, your reputation,

© Rudolph Rinaldi  

9/30/2023   


     I have heard this saying all of my life,
     There is just no

© Panagiota Romios  

Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is

© Christine Phillips  

Here some few jokes to crack your ribs:

I remember how my sister discovered her jogging talent, when she was chased by the fierce dogs, she

© Chipepo Lwele  

don't give in to temptation this week  anticipation is half the fun
its easy to suffer in silence  if they know you are suffering
seek

© Elizabeth Mccann