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Business Funny Poems

These Business Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Business. These are the best examples of Funny Business poems written by international poets.


Ventures
He said he was Herbert Buttery
Born and bred in Woodley Edge
And was owner of a little business
Repurposing outdated  artificial legs.
They were a family of...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, humorous, silly,



Premium Member part of everyday life
while I am sitting here writing  to you 
people are trying to steal 

your car, your house,
your business , your best friends, your reputation,...

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Categories: business, car, funny, life,

Premium Member That Act Your Age Nonsense
9/30/2023   


     I have heard this saying all of my life,
     There is just no...

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Categories: age, funny,

Premium Member Xmas
"A King deserves His full name~Christmas. Xmas is not good enough." By Poet

Can you smell the home-baked cookies,
all the wonderful goodies.
The tree is all decorated,
beneath...

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Categories: funny, business, celebration, christmas, food,

Saddle Your Horse
Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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Categories: appreciation, business, celebration, funny



Just For Laughs- Episode2
Here some few jokes to crack your ribs:

I remember how my sister discovered her jogging talent, when she was chased by the fierce dogs, she...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, joy,

Premium Member Halloween Fortune Cookies
don't give in to temptation this week  anticipation is half the fun
its easy to suffer in silence  if they know you are suffering
seek...

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Categories: funny, halloween,

Military Officers
I've met with Major Problem 
To discuss a business problem 
But his brother General Problem 
Was so jealous, it's a problem 
For he thought that...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member The Nudies Revenge
At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Monkey Business
Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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Categories: drug, funny, humorous, nature,

Tan a Yu Yaad Covid-19
LAWD GAD!!!
WEY YU SEY?
WI BOUT TO EXPERIENCE ANOTHER EPIDEMIC!
NO SAH!!!
WE CAAN TEK IT NO MORE
SO GWAAN BOUT YU BUSINESS
CAR-RONIA…CORONIA…COVID-19
WHATEVER YU BE!
WI HAVE 999 PROBLEMS BUT...

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Categories: funny, poverty, sad, school,

Eloquent Delinquent and the Tedium of the Long Hand Form
The curse of verse, at worst subversive,
Cursive, ad lib, tragic,
The means defines scenes, supreme beings let off steam,
Beauty queens daydream of magic.

Sense of place, being...

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Categories: education, extended metaphor, funny,

Premium Member Silliness Wins
Silliness is a big part of my day
Without it life's filled with clouds of grey
Yay for silliness
A funny business
There's no avoiding this horsie type play...

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Categories: funny,

Nobel Prize Budget Gadget
The difference of works within budget
 on  works realized is a buffet
 no higher math could explain
 efforts to explain thus vain
 Nobel Prize...

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Categories: funny, allusion, appreciation, betrayal, business,

Premium Member Monkey Business
once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
...

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Categories: fun, funny, funny love,


Book: Shattered Sighs