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Baptism Funny Poems

These Baptism Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Baptism. These are the best examples of Funny Baptism poems written by international poets.


Premium Member a poem inspired by glitchore that will age poorly probably
Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me

Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics. 

Dopamine is a...

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Categories: computer, funny, irony, music,



The Introduction
When my Mother introduced you to me,
My life changed in ways I had not expected,
It was always a pleasure to take you out with me,
You...

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Categories: funny, addiction, appreciation, baptism, birthday,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Tricks In the Dark
Tricks in the Dark

Evil does not need to be, 
ever in the shadow. 
In fact, it likes to walk, 
among us… best. 

It hides and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, baptism, christian, evil, heartbroken,

Premium Member Missing You
Missing You

The wind whispers and I focus my heart to hear.
Are you sending me your words? 
Your thoughts? 

I can think of nothing…but you. 
My...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, 7th grade, abuse, arabic,



Roll On
Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who...

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Categories: funny, baptism, beauty, city, eve,

An Ellice Island - In Search of Kindred Soul
Long miles of tedious journey,
Missing my darling honey.
Travelling impatiently, spend thousands of 
money, 
Hope god will bless me with ma lucky soul 
at this season.

Equatorial...

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© Madhavi Sp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, addiction, angel, april, art,

Skin
You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my...

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Categories: funny, absence, age, angel, april,

Pages of the Book
On earth on a Mission
purpose redefined with singleness of vision
clarity came cause i sat to look
through the pages of the book


Some days skipped with nothing...

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Categories: funny, allah, allegory, angel, baptism,


Book: Shattered Sighs