April Funny Poems

To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.

I scarcely can recall
A time more I...

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Dancing in the rain in the UK 

The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane, 
But I can feel the...

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one eight-hundred NOTHING

          that’s the number that you call

       ...

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#I came across a clip of a beautiful young Scottish lad from the show Little Big Shots hosted by Steve Harvey on YouTube. 

Well, a...

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If boxers worked at farms making bales
Then we would call them haymakers
If hammers are made to hit nails
Then they could be finger breakers

If boxers ate...

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and all of a sudden
time stood still
as if to laugh at me



AP: Honorable Mention 2023

Submitted on April 11, 2023 for contest SIMPLY POETRY 2 sponsored...

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Antics aplenty
Plastic dog poop everywhere
Rude whoopee cushions
Is your fridge running? Catch it!
Loony pranks for April Fools'

4/01/23

March Into April contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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Eh-eh! Wow hush-hush and shush! 
       Dear , why are you in such a Josh?
       You can talk to the  cock in dark;
You can sing,...

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Fools'day 
When you mistakenly
                         take 
                         Medicines
                         Made 
                            for 
                             a 
                           Mad
                           Man 
                              or
                           Woman 
     
You will seem As 
  ...

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April filled with love
Pretty blue skies with big clouds
Rain will bring a bath
Iris and flowers will grow
Lovely gardens springing up...

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It’s pure as fresh snow 
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.

A beluga whale, the milky...

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The teeny weeny arachnid
crawled up my dingy wall.
Little did he know
this would turn into a brawl.

Then I grabbed a shoe
held it high above my head.
And...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV

Anti-Vegan Manifesto
by Michael R. Burch

Let us
avoid lettuce,
sincerely,
and also celery!


Rising Fall
by Michael R. Burch

after Keats

Seasons of mellow fruitfulness
collect at last into...

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We had the colorful glasses of teenage on our eyes
And my favorite color was love,
Because of our childishness, we told so many "Lies in April"
We...

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You look so serious
when I am not.
Why do I joke
while you do not?
Do we dislike each other?
If so, why do we share a table
and are...

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