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Functions Poems - Poems about Functions


Premium MemberBodily Functions

Love bodily functions, no question bout that
Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat
She climbed up a pole
It can sure take its toll
Some cats end up cross-eyed unable to nap
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Categories: functions, silly,
Form: Limerick

Functions of Mint

most memories speak to the happenings of it's time
they make you try to understand what's going
through the minds of those who are stars
in the role, the story teller
wishes them to be.
the somber sounds of thinking
to tell the stories of yesteryear
mention the happenings

speak from your position
say what you think is right
author the story and speak to
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Categories: functions, betrayal, business, guitar, lost
Form: Ballad



Premium MemberFunctions

FUNCTIONS
  
                             Mind hides
                      
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Categories: functions, how i feel, life,
Form: Footle

Functions of Nonsese

Hides realities
Empties desires
Faults wisdom
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Categories: functions, satire, silly,
Form: Triolet

Premium MemberBodily Functions

Love bodily functions, no question bout that
Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat
They climb up a pole
It can sure take its toll
Some end up cross eyed unable to nap
...
Continue reading...
Categories: functions, body,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberBodily Functions

Bodily functions thrill me to death
Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best
A very close second
Passing gas is a legend
Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress
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Categories: functions, fun,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBodily Functions

Bodily functions thrill me to death
Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best
A very close second
For passing gas, I'm a legend
Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress
...
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Categories: functions, wind,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBodily Functions

Love bodily functions, no question bout that
Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat
They climb up a pole
It can sure take its toll
Some end up cross eyed unable to nap
...
Continue reading...
Categories: functions, silly,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBodily Functions

Bodily functions thrill me to death
Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best
A very close second
Passing gas, I'm a legend
Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress
...
Continue reading...
Categories: functions, fun,
Form: Limerick

No Time For Bodily Functions

No time for bodily functions

Too much to be done the toilet must wait
Started to early wont finish till late,
My list of to do's goes on till next week
No time to listen and no time to speak,
A fully booked schedule chaotic and vast
No time to go slow to worn to go fast,
choc-a-block choc-a-block no time to
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Categories: functions, funny, life, time, time,
Form: I do not know?

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