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Functions Poems - Poems about Functions


Premium Member Bodily Functions
Love bodily functions, no question bout that Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat She climbed up a pole It can sure take its toll Some cats end up cross-eyed unable to nap...

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Categories: functions, silly,
Form: Limerick
Functions of Mint
most memories speak to the happenings of it's time they make you try to understand what's going through the minds of those who are stars in the role, the story teller wishes them to be. the somber sounds of thinking to tell the stories of yesteryear mention the happenings speak from your position say what you think is right author the story and speak to...

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Categories: functions, betrayal, business, guitar, lost
Form: Ballad



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FUNCTIONS Mind hides ...

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Categories: functions, how i feel, life,
Form: Footle
Functions of Nonsese
Hides realities Empties desires Faults wisdom...

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Categories: functions, satire, silly,
Form: Triolet
Premium Member Bodily Functions
Love bodily functions, no question bout that Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat They climb up a pole It can sure take its toll Some end up cross eyed unable to nap...

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Categories: functions, body,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Bodily Functions
Bodily functions thrill me to death Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best A very close second Passing gas is a legend Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress...

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Categories: functions, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bodily Functions
Bodily functions thrill me to death Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best A very close second For passing gas, I'm a legend Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress...

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Categories: functions, wind,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bodily Functions
Love bodily functions, no question bout that Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat They climb up a pole It can sure take its toll Some end up cross eyed unable to nap...

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Categories: functions, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bodily Functions
Bodily functions thrill me to death Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best A very close second Passing gas, I'm a legend Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress...

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Categories: functions, fun,
Form: Limerick
No Time For Bodily Functions
No time for bodily functions Too much to be done the toilet must wait Started to early wont finish till late, My list of to do's goes on till next week No time to listen and no time to speak, A fully booked schedule chaotic and vast No time to go slow to worn to go fast, choc-a-block choc-a-block no time to...

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Categories: functions, funny, life, time, time,
Form: I do not know?

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