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Bodily Functions

Bodily functions thrill me to death Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best A very close second For passing gas, I'm a legend Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/6/2016 7:02:00 PM

Why is your dress so frilly?//It's full of holes, you silly//Jack's got smarts//and lots of farts//this JackPO is really a dilly. Dang, Jackson, you beat me to the draw. I wrote a PO last nite but forgot to post it this morning. Now it is out date (like us;-)

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/7/2016 7:29:00 AM

JOHN JOHN!!!!!! Speak for yourself Mister! I'm still flying high! So GREAT to reestablish our friendship, good buddy! YEE HAW!

Jan Allison

Date: 10/6/2016 4:39:00 PM

Great to see you back and firing on all cylinders Jack - but I had to open the windows in the soup kitchen lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/7/2016 7:26:00 AM

SO SORRY dear sister... in future, I will give you an advance warning! However sometimes they can creep up on me! LOL Love, Brother Jack xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 10/6/2016 11:46:00 AM

I think that party dress is quite silly...a little too pink and awfully frilly...has a couple of holes...from where it blows...you should sew the front one, we see your willy

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/7/2016 7:24:00 AM

You are definitely "The Limerick King"... I bow in your presence! 10-1... YEEHAW!!! How about that Tulo guy!!! Game 2 won't be so easy!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/6/2016 4:38:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx