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Bodily Functions

Love bodily functions, no question bout that Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat She climbed up a pole It can sure take its toll Some cats end up cross-eyed unable to nap

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James Horn

Date: 2/22/2020 6:53:00 PM

Did he get nailed to the cross also and ended up becoming very cross and last time we came across him he turned out to be a poet.

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/22/2020 8:17:00 PM

LOL You creative devil Mr. Horn! Cheers my friend!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 2/22/2020 9:25:00 AM

LOL!!!!!! (I've prolly already told you how much satisfaction I get farting on the dog) ;),

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/22/2020 10:41:00 AM

Don't recall that but if you say so! WOW... now that's a bodily function! LOL Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/22/2020 8:00:00 AM

Trying to figure it out without putting my foot in it lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/22/2020 10:44:00 AM

Some can be quite dangerous needing medical attention! LOL Good afternoon, my friend!