Bodily Functions

Bodily functions thrill me to death Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best A very close second Passing gas is a legend Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress
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January 29, 2017 at 9:02 AM
What comes in must go out//Usually air goes out the snout//but trapped gas//surely must pass//hence the chance of a major blowout! TOOT ON JACKSON!!!
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January 29, 2017 at 9:07 AM
I've actually blown kids off bikes with some of mine!!! I'M A-TOOTIN" HAPPY SUNDAY, JOHN JOHN!!!
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