Today I saw a recipe
and thought it looked delish,
Chocolate balls with crackle
tops sat pretty on the dish.
Crispy on the outside,
fudgy in the center,
what delightful morsels
could possibly be better?
Mixing the ingredients,
the dough was stiff to make,
but I followed to the letter,
rolled the balls and baked.
When I peeked into the oven,
the cookies hadn’t spread,
still in rolled brown balls
and I felt a little dread.
Sure enough, when done
and cooled in rows like ducks
I found them hard and dry
just like little hockey pucks!
Categories:
fudgy, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Fudgy was Pudgy
little too much pudding pie
damn that stuff is good
Categories:
fudgy, satire,
Form: Senryu
With sage hoot owl on his shoulder, the Jack-o-Lantern King
Scared off every goblin the haunted house could bring.
He gave them the wind, and the shutters popped and slammed.
The owl gave them an eerie hoot that scared the flimm and flamed.
There had been four squatters living in the King’s haunted manse.
Skeleton, witch. devil and pirate, who had electrified his fans.
They had been making supper when they got scared off down the lane.
The owl and the Jack-o-Lantern king enjoyed their fudgy sugar cane.
What do you think it was? The Pirate asked his comrades as they walked.
I have no idea, the witch said, but did you hear that terrifying squawk?
That popping gave me a headache, the devil said holding onto his crown.
The pirate said I do not know, but let’s not stick around.
Categories:
fudgy, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
There was once in High Court a confused judge
All his judgements were nothing short of fudge
He was too assertive
Justice was relative
All the accused were happy, had no grudge.
December 20, 2018
Categories:
fudgy, funny, judgement,
Form: Limerick
Melted chocolate filling
Chopped peanuts sprinkled
Scoop of vanilla ice cream
Crunchy and square treat
Cakey and fudgy
A brownie
Yum
!
Categories:
fudgy, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Don't be intimidated by my curves
my swervy loveliness
my mocha skin glistening in,
the moonlight inviting you in
don't be shy when you see my thigh
how silky and thick, long and slick those legs are
And that dip in my hip
Are you scared? Do you like the texture of my hair?
don't be intimidated by my voluptuous bosom
see how they hang, look how they swang
Chocolate globes with the fudgy peaks, more than a handful
thay speak, for themselves
my round rump but not too plump
sexy it is as it walks away
my gorgeous build should have you filled with
pride, lust and admiration
So show appreciation for the full figured diva
who stands before you
my swervy loveliness glistening in the moonlight
Inviting you in
I'm lovin the skin i'm in
Categories:
fudgy, adventure
Form: Free verse
Chocolate snowflakes and peanut butter dreams
Come float with me on clouds of whip cream
With visions of blueberry and cinnamon apple pies
While little soft cream puffs skip across the sky
Cranberry Orange muffins as far as the eye can see
Take my hand darling, come dance with me
Too tired to dance, just lay your head right there
On pillows of marshmallows and freshly baked chocolate éclairs
I can smell the cookies baking, Snicker Doodles tickle my nose
Fudgy walnut brownies as far as time flows
Birthday cake batter, you can even lick the bowl
Sweet dreams in dessert heaven sing to my hungry soul
Categories:
fudgy, food, imaginationchocolate,
Form: I do not know?