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Funny Fruit Poems

These Funny Fruit poems are examples of Fruit poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fruit Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Screen of Awareness
Like an shiny apple's rind, 
my outer body all can see.  
Like an apple's fruit,  
I hold many secrets.  
Seeds and beliefs...

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Categories: fruit, joy, life, self,

Premium Member Common Cold

they say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
	an apple a day
	it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...

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Categories: fruit, funny, health, sick,


My dish
Yummy tasty
Need more

One more
One more
One more

So sweet
One more !...

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Categories: 10th grade, fruit, fun,

Premium Member Blackberries

Blackberries are juicy and sweet

And very delicious to eat.

For me though, I think,

Are those I can drink-

Blackberry liqueur is my treat!

July 29, 2022

Contest: Your Thoughts...

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Categories: fruit, funny,

Premium Member What you say to a cat what a cat thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Categories: fruit, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,


I hate jello because it is a food
once in your mouth it wiggles moves
reminds me of what worms must feel like to eat
grosses me out...

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Categories: animal, feelings, flower, fruit,

Premium Member Rhubarb - Simply The Best
Having lived out in the country
when I grew up near a farm
in our large garden, we grew rhubarb
large stocks of it, big as my arm


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Categories: food, fruit, sweet,

Peter Cherry
There was a man called Peter Cherry
Who was fond of the loganberry
His friend Reg
Would only eat veg
But Peter found fruit made him merry!...

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Categories: fruit, funny, humorous, men,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: fruit, 12th grade, character, hope,

Seeds Deservedly Dealt

'Foggy' location seeds were from, curiosity won
Five months later, wanderer from roof tall trellis hung
Violet globe pods were bitter but oddly addictive
Several dozen daily dose,...

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Categories: fruit, adventure, age, conflict, culture,

Trip of Tribulation

              I spent my day shopping with Ruby

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Categories: anger, character, cousin, fruit,

the enigma

The USA has Trump
and the whole world suffers under his tyranny.
But we must not forget he was elected
and will be elected again.
Does this half...

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Categories: anti bullying, french, fruit,

Premium Member I Like Oranges
Lemons are sour and limes are green
mandarins are as sweet is anything
I like oranges

Kumquats and clementines have funny names
grapefruits and pomelos taste the same
I like...

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Categories: fruit, fun, humorous, silly,

Premium Member I'm going to sea on my blueberry boat
I thought,. I'm going to sea on my blueberry boat!
Hoping to have fun and stay afloat
I took my blueberry boat out to sea
Filled with all...

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Categories: america, color, fruit, funny,

Peaches and dreams - repost

Tending to my fruit stand,
another lonely day
Hoping for a customer
to happen ‘long the way

When then I saw approaching
a funny colored van
It pulled off on the...

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Categories: fruit, fun,