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Funny Fruit Poems

These Funny Fruit poems are examples of Fruit poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fruit Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member A Fruitful Fruit
The smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...

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Categories: fruit, appreciation, candy, desire, food,

Premium Member A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024

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© Sotto Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, class, fruit, funny,
Premium Member Banana vs Orange
Written: February 23, 2024

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Categories: fruit, funny,
Premium Member The Reaper
This is not the entity that has been touted and written about
since the times before tamed fire
It is fire, it is malevolent and for that...

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Categories: food, fruit, funny, humorous,
Premium Member October's Story
The shaking of the big old trees,
Pretty colors in the cool breeze
Falling leaves coming around me,
In October I love to see.


From the oven hot apple...

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Categories: color, cool, fruit, love,

Fruit Leather
You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...

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Categories: fruit, humor, satire,
Premium Member Fruit Guessing Delight
Guessing game about fruits can bring delight:
What's that puzzling fruit with diet's insight?
...or name the musical fruit
not actually a fruit...
I'd rather have grapes; thanking God;...

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Categories: fruit, appreciation, blessing, christian, god,
Premium Member Snow White
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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Categories: fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
Premium Member Bananas
Bananas

Here come the sailors of the Seventh Fleet
With their bananas ripe, ready to eat
The ladies, they like them firm
Musty one’s make them squirm
Why can’t liberty...

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Categories: fruit, funny,
Premium Member Kumquat
Rush to my house I have kumquats, you said
They're ripe, moist and sweet, I'm right here in bed
An eager beaver, I raced
But my high hopes...

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Categories: fruit, funny, humor,
Premium Member Ballad of the Tomato

Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...

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Categories: cute, fruit, fun, funny,
Premium Member Mulberry Tree
Our mulberry tree, full and bent

Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent

They grow big and fall

Woodchucks have a ball

Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
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Categories: animal, drug, fruit, funny,
Premium Member Screen of Awareness
Like an shiny apple's rind, 
my outer body all can see.  
Like an apple's fruit,  
I hold many secrets.  
Seeds and beliefs...

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Categories: fruit, joy, life, self,
Premium Member Common Cold
they say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
	an apple a day
	it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...

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Categories: fruit, funny, health, sick,
Yummy
Yummy

My dish
Yummy tasty
Need more

One more
One more
One more

So sweet
Yummy 
One more !...

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Categories: 10th grade, fruit, fun,

Book: Shattered Sighs