Funny Fruit Poems
These Funny Fruit poems are examples of Fruit poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fruit Funny poems written by international poets.
Chop chopI cut a mango.
Oh no, where did my hand go.
Fingers In a cup....
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food, fruit, funny, silly,
Fruits book2024.5.14
Apple said to banana
"B loves avocados more than you".
Avocados signed: "Hmm, apparently not any more.
Now, he loves his lazy bone
And lets it be his...
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Categories:
feelings, for him, fruit,
A Fruitful FruitThe smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...
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Categories:
fruit, appreciation, candy, desire, food,
A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024
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childhood, class, fruit, funny,
Banana vs Orange
Written: February 23, 2024
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fruit, funny,
The ReaperThis is not the entity that has been touted and written about
since the times before tamed fire
It is fire, it is malevolent and for that...
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food, fruit, funny, humorous,
Fruit LeatherYou bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...
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Categories:
fruit, humor, satire,
Fruit Guessing DelightGuessing game about fruits can bring delight:
What's that puzzling fruit with diet's insight?
...or name the musical fruit
not actually a fruit...
I'd rather have grapes; thanking God;...
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fruit, appreciation, blessing, christian, god,
Snow WhiteSnow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
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fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
BananasBananas
Here come the sailors of the Seventh Fleet
With their bananas ripe, ready to eat
The ladies, they like them firm
Musty one’s make them squirm
Why can’t liberty...
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fruit, funny,
KumquatRush to my house I have kumquats, you said
They're ripe, moist and sweet, I'm right here in bed
An eager beaver, I raced
But my high hopes...
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fruit, funny, humor,
Ballad of the Tomato
Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...
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cute, fruit, fun, funny,
Mulberry Tree
Our mulberry tree, full and bent
Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent
They grow big and fall
Woodchucks have a ball
Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...
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animal, drug, fruit, funny,
Common Coldthey say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
an apple a day
it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...
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fruit, funny, health, sick,
YummyYummy
My dish
Yummy tasty
Need more
One more
One more
One more
So sweet
Yummy
One more !...
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Categories:
10th grade, fruit, fun,