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Funny French Poems

These Funny French poems are examples of French poems about Funny. These are the best examples of French Funny poems written by international poets.


French Fry Etiquette
French Fry Etiquette 

She left me sitting alone in McDonalds
Didn't take a bite of her Big Mac 
Or touch a single one of her ...

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Categories: french, break up, funny,



Epic Limerick
There once was a girl named Sabine
The cutest one I’d ever seen
She had curly hair
And a teddy named Bear
And her bedroom was perfectly clean.

Sabine had...

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Categories: french, bird, cat, children, family,

Premium Member Anna and the French Kiss
Anna's boyfriend comes from France
Stars in her eyes from French romance.

Now our boyfriends are all homegrown
We want a French kiss the seeds are sown.

Alain is...

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Categories: french, funny, school, silly,

Premium Member Anna and the French Kiss
When I was young,                                           ...

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Categories: french, friend, stars, youth,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: french, 12th grade, character, hope,



The Enigma
Enigma 

The USA has Trump
and the whole world suffers under his tyranny.
But we must not forget he was elected
and will be elected again.
Does this half...

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Categories: anti bullying, french, fruit,

Premium Member Chimpanzees and French Toast Sticks
The screams of a chimp
reminds me of French toast sticks
it's mysterious...

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Categories: french, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member If I Were To Frenchify Myself
If I were to frenchify myself
I would walk more often
Maybe to work. 
It is only twenty-seven miles.

But how would I get over the river?
Would I...

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Categories: french, 10th grade, 11th grade,

An American In Paris
When Toby removed to Paree
The people all called him Tobee.
   “That’s not me,” he’d plead,
   Then finally concede
To be, not to...

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Categories: french, funny, humor, humorous,

Rock On
A Welsh Girl who loved Rock 'N Roll
Had little or no self-control
She flew off to France
Where she split her pants
Astraddle Le Grand Merhin Dol...

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Categories: french, funny, sexy,

Premium Member The Stars
The ***** burns bright **** set afire
A *** the universe is **** and ***** holes
****** from beyond
In the ***** of the abscess
we *** all within...

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Categories: art, french, fun, funny,

Premium Member French Revolution Parody
Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?

Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...

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Categories: french, america, art, funny, hilarious,

Mind Your Own Business
He calls me "son"
come here, lets learn
it's easy, you can earn
I will teach you all I can
life is easy, it's fun
all you need is a...

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Categories: care, change, french, friendship,

French Fries
They are without a doubt
my favorite potato delicacy
French fries
Just the aroma makes me swoon
in sheer ecstasy ... bang   zoom
As a youngster, I could...

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Categories: french, food, funny, humorous, parody,

Premium Member Cornelius Writes a Poem
Cornelius was a linguist, not a poet -
though his ego was much too large to know it.
After penning a traditional Japanese tanka,
regarding the policies of...

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Categories: french, funny, humorous, international,


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