French Fry Etiquette

French Fry Etiquette She left me sitting alone in McDonalds Didn't take a bite of her Big Mac Or touch a single one of her French Fries She grabbed her Coke then walked away And never even looked back I thought about eating the fries Although I had lost my appetite It wasn't because I was hurt by the drama She spreads ketchup on top of all of them Instead of dipping each fry I'm sure you know the type When it comes to eating French fries Her method doesn't follow proper etiquette Even though it bothered me I never said a word Because she gets pissed off so quickly And becomes belligerent I didn't understand what just happened It left me totally confused Why did she Super Size her order If she wasn't going to eat the food We had a date to go for dinner I couldn't figure out why she got upset I told her she looked gorgeous But maybe a little overdressed She looked surprised when we arrived And said McDonalds you've got to be kidding How insensitive of me to take her to McDonalds for dinner Knowing her favorite hamburger joint is Burger King JSB Judge Santiago Burdon Stray Dogs and Deuces Wild, Not Real Poetry, Quicksand Highway, Fingers in the Fan, Tequilas Bad Advice, Lords of the Afterglow, Overdose of Destiny