Funny Food Poems

trifle made with custard
garden gloves and mustard

dinner listen answer me
do you want a pie and cup of tea

bake the shed ‘til ten past three
then eat...

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Do not eat my lunch
I have seven shrimps and
Five thousand ten rice....

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They said this strange man ate his squirrel:
such a lovely arboreal rodent, a creature that nibbles.
First he eats its legs, then its body,
but omits the...

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My cat Anna
She likes to slide
Anna Banana 
Coming in wide

Riding on the slimy peel
Paws stained bright yellow
Chasing after her next meal 
Furry white mouse fellow...

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You are the stuff my culinary dreams are made of.
Unending shapes and sizes.
From skinny linguini to the rounded orecchiette 
and squiggly fusilli.
As my tongue tastes...

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How do I eat thee? Let me count the ways:
sauced, buttered, plain,
sprinkled with Parmigiano Reggiano,
pesto, pancetta, bacon.
Rowdy rigatoni, flamboyant farfalle,
perky penne, funny fusilli, lovely linguini,
spunky...

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Grandma Teresina Cavicchio,
best pizza fritta maker
in all of Marianna, PA.
Probably the whole world!
Her fried pizza dough, dusted
with powdered sugar,
bellissima!
Lightly browned outside,
creamy in the inside,
it was...

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Dress up this tasty circular bread
with cream cheese, lox, or veggie spread.

A pumpernickel one with marmalade jelly, just cried out to my empty belly.

There are...

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Grape the purple cat 
rolled around the kitchen floor
and under the fridge...

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In the study, bright and sunny,
I thought I'd try something funny.
Three minutes, that's all I need I cried,
As I set my timer, pen and paper...

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    Pickles in tea
      black beans with cheese
    Surely no way to
  ...

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Pulling out my card.
Doesn’t seem too hard.
When I’m convinced of my wealth.
Despite new books on my shelf.
Despite sunglasses that are new.
I assumed by account was...

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Sweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...

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Tacos and pizza,
I cannot choose between them;
Decadent duo....

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"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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