Funny Food Poems
These Funny Food poems are examples of Food poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Food Funny poems written by international poets.
Not a Bad Yolk
I once knew a real awkward sort of bloke
Who didn’t know how to tell a...
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food, funny, humor,
Creative PotatoCreativity comes and goes.
That’s what she believes, she named Cho.
Cho happens to be a potato.
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows....
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Categories:
food, art, child, children, creation,
Teeny TinyWhy did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?...
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3rd grade, children, food,
Clowning Around
If I owned a circus
for you I'd play the clown
(Do jugglers ever tire of throwing up?
Only when they're sick of it.)
or if I had a...
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Categories:
dream, drink, food, funny
Habanero SauceHabañero sauce, nice and hot
Dash it all in my cooking pot.
My nose runs everytime I eat.
Every tasty bite brings the heat.
I blow my nose to...
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food, funny, hilarious, humor,
Sugar-free Red BullAlgebra sheet limp beneath my elbow,
mocking me in equations I’ll never understand.
I open Google Classroom like a coffin.
The deadlines stack up
in a mound of unmarked...
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Categories:
dark, food, math, mental
Jamjam
it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan
though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not...
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food, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
Ye Olde Custard Taledessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen
dessert door dessert...
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food, fun, funny, humorous,
Ol’ Blue The ToadThere once was a dumb toad named Blue
who went around eating white glue;
Horns grew from his head,
His body turned red,
He said, “I should have eaten...
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food, funny, hilarious,
The Tin Pan of WoeThe eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.
...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
Paddy's Woes
Saint Paddy’s Day came and it went.
A gastronomical event.
the food was spot on,
my arteries groan
I’m sorely in need of a stent!...
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drink, food, funny, health,
The Owl, Though Some Think It Is WiseThe owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....
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bird, food, funny, humor,
The Pi That’s of Math Has Its DayThe pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
The Great Cookie CaperI baked some cookies, fresh and warm,
Their smell, a perfect, sugary storm.
I turned my back for just a beat,
And came back to a missing treat!
The...
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cat, food, funny,
The Art of Preparing a RoastThe art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,