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Flatulently Poems - Poems about Flatulently


Premium Member Rude Rudolph
...When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea he pulled the sled flatulently Deer farts make Santa heave and it was Christmas Eve - poor Santa was very angry! For Tania Kitchin's Funny rein......

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Categories: flatulently, christmas, humorous, wind,
Form: Limerick
Ain'T Got a Clue
... Who cut the curd cyanide cheese, thinning out the rank suspect crowd? Who gassed death in the air bleed, releasing an odor murder most foul? Follow the phew olfactory clues, motive ......

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Categories: flatulently, fun, humorous, mystery, word
Form: Light Verse



Cutting the Cheese
... Mama always said, before you cut the cheese, open the windows first, would you please Or step outside into a stiff breeze Flatulently speaking, cutting the cheese is an art form If done co......

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Categories: flatulently, funny, humor, parody, people,
Form: Light Verse
Shopping With Stupid
... I got the arrow pointing at you Yeah, you stupid So everyone around will know about the next dumb thing you do You don't go sit on a mall bench, next to little old ladies, then take off you......

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Categories: flatulently, humor, humorous, parody, satire,
Form: Light Verse

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