Rude Rudolph
...When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea
he pulled the sled flatulently
Deer farts make Santa heave
and it was Christmas Eve -
poor Santa was very angry!
For Tania Kitchin's Funny rein...
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Categories:
flatulently, christmas, humorous, wind,
Form: Limerick
Ain'T Got a Clue
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Who cut the curd cyanide cheese,
thinning out the rank suspect crowd?
Who gassed death in the air bleed,
releasing an odor murder most foul?
Follow the phew olfactory clues,
motive ...
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Categories:
flatulently, fun, humorous, mystery, word
Form: Light Verse
Cutting the Cheese
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Mama always said,
before you cut the cheese,
open the windows first, would you please
Or step outside into a stiff breeze
Flatulently speaking,
cutting the cheese is an art form
If done co...
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Categories:
flatulently, funny, humor, parody, people,
Form: Light Verse
Shopping With Stupid
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I got the arrow pointing at you
Yeah, you stupid
So everyone around will know
about the next dumb thing you do
You don't go sit on a mall bench, next to little old ladies,
then take off you...
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Categories:
flatulently, humor, humorous, parody, satire,
Form: Light Verse