Flamethrower Poems - Poems about Flamethrower

Improv

...Poetic reveal,
the future of open mic;
No dress rehearsal,
it will once again express
the art and soul of this town.

Graveyard fantasy,
the zombies woke up on fire;
Full of pent up rage
ach...

Right

...I know I’m right 
So I’m keepin’ calm
I’ll bide my time 
‘Til I drop the bomb 

My flamethrower 
Is almost charged 
Into the room of your thought 
I will barge 

Why should I get angry,
Wh...

Onions

...The old church lay in ruins, left to languish in time.
He was sitting on the grave talking to Sergeant R Johnston.
Well, I suppose you want an update on the war.
Let me see now, where do I begin.
...

Memorial Days

...The local girls are Asian, South Korean, Japanese,
Chinese, Vietnamese.
A few runaway Muslim chicks.
War is a man-shaped demon.

War is booze and guns, fistfights,
Humvees and frying, flying li...

Game Over

...8/3/21


When I get drunk I smoke THC like a chain smoker
Never been able to stay sober
A new day and hangover
Stand in the way and it's game over
It's time I take over
These fools can't even...

The Smolder

...I have a safe life
We all want safe
Get a little job
Pay a little bill
With just a little paycheck
That will never be enough to buy
Freedom

We play at freedom
Convinced that we have no chai...

I'M a Go-Er

...Can't help it, I'm a “go-er”
Know what I mean, I'm a “flamethrower”
Top of the heap
Guys act like sheep
Mo has the patent but long time I knowed her...

How To Live

...Conflict
is my only source of progress
I need it just as much as I need water
be sad because you got rejected, it will aid you later
be joyful you passed your math test after the brutal conflict ...

50 Words For Poe: Circadian

...
"50 Words for Poe: Circadian"



He pushed the envelope under her door
when she opened it, in her Ghost hands,
it read,

“Circadian nymph, 
put...

Feuding Neighbors

...I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard with a leaf blower,
I put third degree burns on his butt with a fla...

Joey the Savant 2

...I was passing by Joey at work
I was going on break
Joey was heading back to work
I said" Hi Joey "
He said " I had a nightmare last night "
I said " Ooh. A nightmare. What was it about? "
And h...

Flamethrower

...I’ve got your light blinding me
And I cannot stop staring
I’ve got your love drowning me
‘cos my heart won’t stop stirring

Your burning flame in my hands
And I’m never putting it out
I’ve got...

Tales of the Lone Wanderer 1

...Born in a radioactive life with few friends
Rejected from a place he never felt was home
He finds himself stranded and alone
His eyes blinded by the sun
Armed with only a baseball bat and a empty...

My Horrible Ex-Wife

...Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower.
Before she used the flamethrower, she doused me with gas.
I have third degree burns al...

Hell Hath No Fury

...Hell hath no fury like a woman with PMS.
It's that time of the month and I'm in distress.
I'm hiding in the bedroom and it's a good thing that the door is latched.
My wife poured a gallon of gasol...

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