Funny Fishing Poems
These Funny Fishing poems are examples of Fishing poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fishing Funny poems written by international poets.
Catfishing
I've never had a one-night stand,
with me it always was the family plan;
I thought I found Mr. Right
seems I only saw him with...
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Categories:
betrayal, cat, dedication, fishing,
A Jolly FishermanOn a chilly winter day
Charlie, a fish loving jovial man
Walked to the river all the way
With worms filled in a can.
A long time expert in...
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Categories:
fish, fishing, funny,
A Jolly Fisherman
My grandpa is a jolly fisherman,
early in the morn' we set out with worms in a can.
Across the lake we row singing a happy...
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Categories:
children, fishing,
Big Brown Bearbig strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
3 Place
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Categories:
fish, fishing, flower, humor,
Ice Lakemy ice covered lake
skating~hockey~ice fishing
fun for young and old
Date Written: 1/16/2022
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6 Place
Winter HaikuContest Judged: 1/17/2022
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
fishing, fun, hockey, old,
I Almost Pooed My PantsWith my fishing vest and waders, and a found long wooden staff
I walked along the jetty, on a rock-piled curvy path
The day had...
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Categories:
fishing,
SummertimeSummer so hot and so lazy, ...
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Categories:
drink, drug, fishing, water,
The 'Leisure Life'I was on vacation in Cancun - a favorite place - the morning sun was sizzling in a blue and cloudless sky.
I stood along the...
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Categories:
fishing, funny, humor, vacation,
Shattered MattersPick it
Up that
There in
Front of
You then
Throw it
Over
There
Behind
You where you
Once were
Before
When you
Stepped out
Your door and
Walked
Passed
Other
People's glass
Houses all the while
Smiling knowing...
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Categories:
adventure, dog, fishing, funny
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
fishing, 12th grade, character, hope,
November Frozen Fish Find- fishing finds
I’m foolishly fishing in the frost
freshwater follows fondly
foreign fishing forgets funnily
finest fishing feels furiously
fair fishing falls freely
fresh fishing flies fabulously
Yet it’s so...
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Categories:
fishing, adventure, analogy, faith, fish,
Two Hungry Little PenguinsTwo hungry little penguins
Both eager for their nosh,
One penguin’s name is Splish,
And the other one’s called Splosh.
Two hungry little penguins
Each holding out their dish,
I wonder...
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Categories:
fishing, animal, bird, cool, cute,
Call Your MotherCall Your Mother
Pick up the phone...
do it now.
If you can.
Later if you must,
I trust that you,
know the difference.
She never put you...
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Categories:
fishing, abuse, confidence, earth, encouraging,
The CarcassThe Carcass
The best part of the meal,
the bones, the things others throw away.
The wingtips, the neck, the gizzard, the lizard...
a fowl needs to...
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Categories:
fishing, inspirational love, patriotic,
Noisy River BankNoisy River Bank
Sitting on a river bank, tryin to catch a catfish
Lookin up at the stars, I began to make a wish.
Well, my worms are...
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Categories:
adventure, dream, emotions, fishing,