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Funny Fishing Poems

These Funny Fishing poems are examples of Fishing poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fishing Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Limerick

there was an old flounder named May
who lived in the Chesapeake Bay
each day was a test
and he considered himself blessed
if he survived being made catch...

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Categories: fish, fishing, funny,



Premium Member Catfishing
 
I've never had a one-night stand,
with me it always was the family plan;
I thought I found Mr. Right 
seems I only saw him with...

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Categories: betrayal, cat, dedication, fishing,

Premium Member A Jolly Fisherman
On a chilly winter day
Charlie, a fish loving jovial man
Walked to the river all the way
With worms filled in a can.

A long time expert in...

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Categories: fish, fishing, funny,

Premium Member A Jolly Fisherman
 
My grandpa is a jolly fisherman,
early in the morn' we set out with worms in a can.
Across the lake we row singing a happy...

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Categories: children, fishing,

Premium Member Big Brown Bear
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers   




Date Written: 4/12/2022

3 Place 

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Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest Haiku poetry form only.     Sponsored...

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Categories: fish, fishing, flower, humor,



Premium Member Ice Lake
my ice covered lake
skating~hockey~ice fishing
fun for young and old


 
Date Written: 1/16/2022  
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6 Place  

Winter HaikuContest Judged: 1/17/2022   
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...

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Categories: fishing, fun, hockey, old,

Premium Member I Almost Pooed My Pants
With my fishing vest and waders, and a found long wooden staff 
I walked along the jetty, on a rock-piled curvy path 
The day had...

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Categories: fishing,

Premium Member Summertime
Summer so hot and so lazy,                   ...

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Categories: drink, drug, fishing, water,

Shattered Matters
Pick it 
Up that 
There in

Front of 
You then
Throw it

Over 
There
Behind

You where you
Once were
Before

When you 
Stepped out 
Your door and

Walked
Passed
Other

People's glass
Houses all the while
Smiling knowing...

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Categories: adventure, dog, fishing, funny

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: fishing, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member November Frozen Fish Find-
 fishing finds 
I’m foolishly fishing in the frost
freshwater follows fondly
foreign fishing forgets funnily
finest fishing feels furiously
fair fishing falls freely
fresh fishing flies fabulously
Yet it’s so...

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Categories: fishing, adventure, analogy, faith, fish,

Premium Member Two Hungry Little Penguins
Two hungry little penguins
Both eager for their nosh,
One penguin’s name is Splish,
And the other one’s called Splosh.

Two hungry little penguins
Each holding out their dish,
I wonder...

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Categories: fishing, animal, bird, cool, cute,

Premium Member Call Your Mother
Call Your Mother

Pick up the phone...
do it now. 
If you can.
Later if you must, 
I trust that you, 
know the difference. 

She never put you...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fishing, abuse, confidence, earth, encouraging,

Premium Member The Carcass
The Carcass

The best part of the meal, 
the bones, the things others throw away. 
The wingtips, the neck, the gizzard, the lizard...
a fowl needs to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fishing, inspirational love, patriotic,

Noisy River Bank
Noisy River Bank
Sitting on a river bank, tryin to catch a catfish
Lookin up at the stars, I began to make a wish.
Well, my worms are...

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Categories: adventure, dream, emotions, fishing,


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