Funny Fish Poems

the seahorses grazed in a field undersea 
the jellyfish wobbled at the party

the starfish in their constellations went
the clams secretive tight lipped and silent 

the...

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Each goldfish
is like a birthday candle:
fins flickering 
in under-water sparkles
of sunlit sugar.
Sprinkled, trickled, rippled.
My face is staring
over the pond;
they gather
for party bags
we call stinky-fish-food,
while cloud-balloons
make...

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there was an old flounder named May
who lived in the Chesapeake Bay
each day was a test
and he considered himself blessed
if he survived being made catch...

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There is one job I could never do
ever since leaving school this was a no
never felt any real direction at that time
but a fish shop...

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The splash changed the course of the universe
as the fish startled in his round of the pond.
Why are you here? asked the fish.
I fell in,...

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A cat and a turtle, a pair
Found love in the warm summer air.
But it's not evolution,
Just a fanciful solution,
For a fish to be born, that's...

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local cab driver big deal

lacking personal appeal

drives into a lake

procures a fish cake

and bumps an electric eel.
...

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Frisky frog forgot to bathe
So off he went, to the creek
Alone in the water, he decided
He’d be so clean, he’d squeak

Silly squirrel, scattered his nuts
Along...

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On a chilly winter day
Charlie, a fish loving jovial man
Walked to the river all the way
With worms filled in a can.

A long time expert in...

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Gather around, children, I've a story for you
about the jolly fisherman called Happy Jack
and the boat he built to sail the ocean blue
with his little...

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Maria hums to the tune of “Taps” as she scoops out the betta
One red, one blue, Wiggles got ick, now it’s just Padma blue
Doorbell rings,...

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A school of silverfish looked up at me
      At least it seemed their eyes could see

    I...

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eye see you so the blind man said
as in each hand he held a fishy head
their steely eyes were icy cold and dead
his wit it...

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Why does it feel like there's a fishbone 
stuck in my throat.
A large one at that, pointy but girthy
No banana, rice, apple, idli, peanut butter...

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Randy Fish
I saw you fishing
Down by the river
What were you wishing?
Enough to shiver
Were you secretly kissing?
Any old randy giver?...

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