Funny Fibonacci Poems | Examples

These Funny Fibonacci poems are examples of Fibonacci poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fibonacci Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberCoffee

Sip
Sip
Too hot
Still too hot 
Still somehow empty
Cup betrays faster than patience


Premium MemberHomeopathic Medicine

.
The 
One
Sure cure
Mother could
Produce from the shelf
Was that of castor oil
It made all complaints go away__disappear__vamoose

Premium MemberCooking School (Fibonacci)

COOKING SCHOOL (Fibonacci)

Flour
Dough
Knead it
Give a spin
Itsa nice anda round
Then put it ina the baking pan
Now sauce    adda you choice of veggies    mozzarella
Put it in the oven    Mamma mia!    What aroma!    
    Hey! How bouta some pizza!

Premium MemberPrepared Fish

.
The 
God
One True
God, God of
Heaven and Earth made
And prepared a great fish to eat
Swallow Jonah whole, undigested..sick..fish threw-up
Jonah on the shore bleached white stinking to high heaven, ran preached three days 
revival

Premium MemberCocaine Laced Money

I
Know
Reason
We're all
Spend'n more money
Than we can afford, 5's, 10's, on
Are contaminated with cocaine from drug deals done
Cocaine penetrates our skin innering our inner being, we are all high -cocaine


(I heard on a news cast this morning that cocaine laced money from drug deals and people 
using money rolled to snort cocaine is in use by general population and this cocaine residue 
is getting on our skin and it does penetrate the skin going into our bodily system.  This was 
found out in a govement study and I did not get exactly what the results from this study 
could mean.  But it struck me as very humorous.  We're all being exposed to cocaine and 
don't know it.  What is even more outstanding is the fact that the govement did a study.)


Premium MemberStinky Feet

Feet
Feet stink
Feet stinking 
Foot odor bad now
Shoes off odor penetrates air
Odor flows gradually around room uncomfortable
Odor flows gradually around room very uncomfortable someone please grab the Frebreze

Premium MemberIn the Savannah

We
had
to make
a dash from-
rhinos in a crash

Premium MemberChinese Whisper

A
word 
of mouth
confidence-
becomes a grapevine

Premium MemberOpen & Shut

Hands
and
fingers,
making rocks
paper & scissors-
in old fashioned digital games.

Premium MemberDumbwaiter

The
tray
that kept
a secret-
did not walk the talk.

Premium MemberLazybones

For
him
it came
too easy-
just to talk the walk.

Premium MemberOld Stagers

Will
Wells
Fargo
get credit
for the Amex card?

Premium MemberJigsaw

A
rebus
completed-
a piece at a time.

Premium MemberWhat's In a Name

He
said
to her,
marry me-
Pansy's heart eased with
a kiss-behind-the-garden-gate.

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