Daddy is an FBI agent he tells me.
But it’s a secret. Shh!
This surprises me.
On TV they do not tell their children.
Categories:
fbi agent, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
The FBI agent is standing directly
In front of me, tearing through the
TV stand drawer next to my recliner,
looking for the what I
Will never give up.
I try to see through him, because
He is standing between me and the
TV. But I refuse to move, and so
Does he.
He and his crew are doing a better
Job tearing up this place than
My children will when I am dead.
I can picture them bringing in dumpsters.
They will take turns throwing, maybe
Stopping once in a while
To look at a piece of
Jewelry.
The FBI agent smiles
At me, but I do not respond.
I pretend to be
An ordinary citizen,
An old lady,
A fool.
They keep searching,
Tearing up my house.
Occasionally they
Throw out an idle
Threat, making me smile.
Upon awaking I figure
I may be watching too
Much TV.
Categories:
fbi agent, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
A mental disorder caused by watching too many Transformer movies. In the first stage of the disease, the afflicted will experience lethargy, loss of speech, appetite, and sense of impending doom. The second, or hallucinatory stage, is characterized by irrational fear of Japanese cars, cell phone towers, TA Truck Stops, Swiss Army pocket knives, and vacuum cleaners with multiple attachments. In the third and final stage, the afflicted will take on the persona of a rogue FBI agent and insist that the truth is out there.
Categories:
fbi agent, funny, humor, science,
Form: Free verse
An Actor`s life
My life as an artist lasted long although no one saw me acting
only that my behaviour changed if I had read a book and liked
the hero in it, or seen a western movie; became that person.
I could remember pages of lines from a book and the dialogue
in a movie spitting words our, whispering them or roaring like
a wounded gladiator, I had many friends, but they lived in my
head and when at sea lived like a frugal monk who had taken
the vow of silence spending time reading and dreaming.
Walking down the gangplank going ashore I was an FBI agent
on a secret mission and if there was a loud noise I reached
inside my coat-jacket like a had a gun there and looked where
the din came from; people noticed this and moved away from
this odd person at the bar. My favourite act was the as a man
with a writer`s block, walked around with paper and pen, what
I hoped was a soulful look women liked that, but less so when
a boozing loudmouthed cowboy.
These days when reading poetry my wish is to be a good poet
that doesn`t slam doors when leaving; you see I find myself so
tedious I have invented a character interesting and full of life.
Categories:
fbi agent, absence, , western,
Form: Blank verse
I've been raped
I went from FBI agent to a drug dealer
All those years in college and still no job because Iam black
My new gang colors is the American flag with the stain red blood. The blood that I shed to work so hard to live a comfortable life.
I've been rape from a job
I've been raped out of my education
I've been raped out of a place to live
I've been raped out of my religion
Then had the nerve to come in my face and ask who side Iam on
Christian or Muslim
I've been raped out of the color of my skin
I've been raped out of my wages
I've been raped out of graduation
I've been raped out of spending time with family
I've been raped out of spending time with friends
I've been raped out of health care
I've been raped out of voting
I've been raped
I've been raped
I've been raped
I've been raped out of life
So who left paying the cost!
Me!
By: Shaniki Smith
Date: February 16, 2016
Categories:
fbi agent, voice, drug,
Form: Dramatic Verse
The Stolen Wi-Fi Signal
By Elton Camp
Roscoe is a man with a wife and two chillin’
What happened he didn’t find a bit thrillin’
Cause late at night was a pounding at his door
It was a thing he’d never experienced before
A group of armed men forced their way inside
And then Roscoe they began to angrily deride
“You are nothing but an evil, sorry bag of dirt.
You might as well admit that you’re a pervert.”
Roscoe was stunned and began to angrily shout,
“I have no idea what you men are talking about.”
The FBI agent scoffed and gave an angry glare
“You downloaded child ****. How do you dare!”
When Roscoe protested innocence, it did no good
For they rushed him off to jail fast as they could
When they took time to thoroughly investigate,
Their horrible mistake they finally came to hate
The new router that the man recently bought
He didn’t password protect as he really ought
A neighbor man who the wireless signal saw
Then used it to violate both decency and law
So if a wireless Internet signal you have got,
Don’t let some pedophile put you on the spot
If away from your house the signal is detected,
Be absolutely sure that it’s password protected
Categories:
fbi agent, computer-internetmen,
Form: Rhyme