The Stolen Wi-Fi Signal
The Stolen Wi-Fi Signal
By Elton Camp
Roscoe is a man with a wife and two chillin’
What happened he didn’t find a bit thrillin’
Cause late at night was a pounding at his door
It was a thing he’d never experienced before
A group of armed men forced their way inside
And then Roscoe they began to angrily deride
“You are nothing but an evil, sorry bag of dirt.
You might as well admit that you’re a pervert.”
Roscoe was stunned and began to angrily shout,
“I have no idea what you men are talking about.”
The FBI agent scoffed and gave an angry glare
“You downloaded child ****. How do you dare!”
When Roscoe protested innocence, it did no good
For they rushed him off to jail fast as they could
When they took time to thoroughly investigate,
Their horrible mistake they finally came to hate
The new router that the man recently bought
He didn’t password protect as he really ought
A neighbor man who the wireless signal saw
Then used it to violate both decency and law
So if a wireless Internet signal you have got,
Don’t let some pedophile put you on the spot
If away from your house the signal is detected,
Be absolutely sure that it’s password protected
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2011
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