A Strange Pair
...There was an old man from Fargo,
With a wife whose name was Margo.
They were quite the pair
Neither had much hair
They traveled the world with no cargo!
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Categories:
fargo, fun, hair, humor, husband,
Form: Limerick
Kensington Avenue, Philadelphia
...Where is this? Are we on Mars?
America – just count the stores,
capitalist carnivores.
That so-familiar movie score,
the swish of passing cars.
The city built on Brotherly Love
(Wells Fargo, ...
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Categories:
fargo, places,
Form: Rhyme
proud to be an american in jest
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proud to be an american (in jest)
i saw the mailman steal my letter
i saw the tax man steal my dime
just when i thought things were better
i saw the preacher steal my time
i...
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Categories:
fargo, america, humor, parody,
Form: Rhyme
My own personal updates part eight Q and A
...Q: Seeking and threatening countries and kingdoms that's our trading partners;
what's the result of Trump's tariffs having globally?
A: International trade and tariff wars and the intern...
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Categories:
fargo, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose
Time 2
...3/4/25
"Time 2"
Don't be full of it with such a selfish side
It'll be one hell of a ride
I can't tell you where heaven lies
Too many fell in line
Never got much needed help then died
Soon afte...
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Categories:
fargo, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Trump verses and other mild curses
...All for the price of a dozen eggs,
America stands on shaky legs.
Globally, the claim is heard ~
"The US ~ laughingstock of the world,"
as daily, we star in our very own theater of ...
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Categories:
fargo, america, anger, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
HOLIDAY FUN
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It was Santa’s busiest night
And nothing was going quite right.
The sleigh, well past it’s best,
Had just failed its flight test
And Rudolph’s red nose had turned white.
Global warming had m...
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Categories:
fargo, christmas,
Form: Limerick
GIVEN SO FREE
...Darl! Let's go to Manhattan beach,
There we can catch some fish,
Then you'll cook a nice dish,
That we'll eat under the Beech.
This time, if Jennifer goes,
She'll want to eat a lot of Mangoes...
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Categories:
fargo, adventure, beach, friendship love,
Form: Rhyme
GNRT DAY 21 A 27 FOOT PENGUIN AND SOME SWEET GRASS
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The Great Northern Road Trip is meant to follow Highway 2 from Washington to Maine.
That’s how it was drawn up…that is how it is known
but along the way (Seattle, Olympic, Glacier, Banff) we’ve t...
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Categories:
fargo, travel,
Form: Rhyme
No Brave New World
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In the meta-versed binaural wish song beats,
skid row streets of the bottomless pits of Metropolis/ Thebes,
you are quardoned off and printed in a likeness
wronged-vaped, winged
to the w...
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Categories:
fargo, art,
Form: Rhyme
Slang Footles for Male Names: Part 3
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Always Prepared
Ready
Freddy
The Untamed
Feral
Ferril
What’s in Frankie’s Pockets?
Frankie’s
hankies
Patriotic Guy
Yankee
Frankie
Of the highest Quality
Fraser’s
ra...
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Categories:
fargo, boy,
Form: Footle
Trade Winds
...Last call for alcohol, embargo
on the cargo headed for Fargo?
Bootlegging articles of?
"ConfederationNow",
Boot logger, droned Ov...
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Categories:
fargo, america,
Form: Rhyme
Debanked According To Gordon Robertson Co-Host TBN'S 700 Club
...Here is a list of the players aka major USA's banks that have folded and yielded
to the LGBTQA's Woke agenda. Against conservative and/or Christian action
groups/and or organizations: The Bank of ...
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Categories:
fargo, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
Adumbrated Aeration Regarding
...Adumbrated aeration regarding...
crafting reasonable poetic rhyme
nothing to sneeze... at chew
asthma lingua franca –
acts as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious glue
inspiring me to skip to ...
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Categories:
fargo, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Donkey, Hoti
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My furrow’s too shallow;
the farro’s gone fallow.
To foul things up thorough,
I can’t plant my yarrow.
Can I borrow your burro?
My barrow’s too narrow,
my plow’s in a burrow,
and I’m...
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Categories:
fargo, farm, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form: Rhyme
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