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proud to be an american in jest

 proud to be an american (in jest)
 
 i saw the mailman steal my letter
 i saw the tax man steal my dime
 just when i thought things were better
 i saw the preacher steal my time
 
 i saw the mexican steal my border
 and the terrorist steal my plane
 gas so high i can’t afford’er
 but still i pump ‘er just the same
 
 my boss became a very rich man
 and his boss was richer still
 i didn’t understand their master plan
 and i suppose i never will
 
 the dog pound repossessed my stray
 the ford dealer took my car
 it was on empty anyway
 so i know he won’t get far
 
 the banker closed my bank account
 the gardener took back his plants
 wells fargo got just a small amount
 but levi’s repossessed my pants
 
 alfani took the shirt off my back
 florsheim’s now has my shoes
 my new socks are from a gunny sack
 least i don’t owe union dues
 
 the plumber took my kitchen sink
 the carpenter took my wood
 so about this time i’m startin’ to think
 if this is bad i need some good
 
 tonight i’ll sleep beneath the stars
 and feel a gentle breeze
 i’ll wonder why god went so far
 just to get me on my knees

 © tolbert


Copyright © | Year Posted 2025




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