Sorry Fantasy Poems

Dreams……
In your Dreams, what is it that you see when you close your eyes at night?
In your Dreams, are you alone? Is there a special...

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Being Bob

Bob, is just an ordinary guy in every sense of the word. Five ft eight inches tall, a little on the chubby side and...

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Resolved was I to exercise,
To utmost try to slenderize.
From flabby bod I'd poundage peel
To Grecian god beneath reveal.

But soon my straining torso frail
Becomes complaining, moaning...

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I didn't see you there; hey!

I didn't expect you; but hey!

I almost lost hope for you; but hey there!

Like any other day, 

I walked my...

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when she walks, it looks like gliding or skating, or dancing.
Her skirt has a little flipping motion, yet it is not prancing.
She must be a...

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An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non German, but germane fellow  
courtesy Craigslist classified
personals...

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Sneaking into the museum to avoid the sudden rain
Raisin said, “I don’t want to get soaked right through again,
It was bad enough when that truck...

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Somewhere in another time,
We shared a life, a bond, a love that would last until the End of time.
Yet that time is gone,
That world no...

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If I'd Seen The Hungry Dino, I'd Not Be Dead

Stars spits light and belts, grows old and nobody cries
Universe slyly winks and eternity sees truth...

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Oops! I forgot our anniversary
Because you've been too icky
Because you've messed up big time
You have not been fair or sublime
Sweet honey, I am sorry, I...

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A collaboration with Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris - Permission to do so kindly granted. 
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Gold Diggers in Danger
When gold digging beware of those...

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I'm an orange monkey
in China I was made,
stitched with much affection
and garlanded with braid.

Purchased then on eBay
and wrapped to make a gift,
I was posted to...

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Trapped behind a desk, first at school, then at work
    Why on earth are folks such awful jerks
  If we didn't...

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We had Christmas about fifty days ago,
And then New Year's Day a week later.
Presently, it's Valentine's Day on the go;
Crazy lovers are planning to get...

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I am very small,                     ...

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