Blinded by the Light

Blinded by the light Riding my bike in the middle of the night Pity my plight I ran over the foot of a runner in the night I admitted my flaw, but then we both saw a UFO with 2 diplomats the runner he said "oy" And in a ploy to annoy A tractor beam pulled my bike and our hats. They said "we come from a planet, our queen's name is Janet and she's taken a fancy to you It's quite an honor, we all fawn upon her She'll add you to the national zoo!" I said "are you crazy My future may be hazy But I don't want to be in a cage Sorry to upset you and sorry that I met you But I hope you turn the page" They said to reconsider, not to be bitter At the fate in store for me On this earth life is worse, seems like it's got a curse Any sane species would agree. I asked to bring my sister, because I'd really miss her And 500 video games I had found. They said, "that's fine, just sign the dotted line." And they lifted me off of the ground Revved up like a disco in Woke San Francisco A tractor beam is a thrill-seeker dream Then I felt dread, because they said I'd be injected in a scientist scheme. Suddenly I came too on Willow Avenue and realized I'd fallen off my bike I saw stars in my head, wanted to go to bed Must have looked quite a sight Then there came a cop car and it gave me quite a jar and the runner was in a bad mood I said I didn't mean it, I just hadn't seen it But the guy had attitude He drew back his fist, and I thought he had missed but I was: Blinded by the light....