Fancy Dress Poems - Poems about Fancy Dress

FANCY DRESS We went to great pains, my wife and I To get our costumes right. We’d won first prize as Tarzan and Jane Back on New Year’s night So we had a lot to live up to, The only way was down. But we found what we wanted on eBay And each dressed up as a clown We set off for the party, With...

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The fancy dress theme was religious Some went as tarts and some, vicars Yvonne found romance wearing men's underpants With a vicar in frilly white knickers...

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Fancy Dress You could; Come as an Indian Chief Or perhaps a Downhill Skier? Come as a Jewel Thief Or a red nose Reindeer Come as a Grizzly Bear Or a puppet on a string Trousers with a wide flair Or just about anything Why not a Preacher? Or an Alien from space An absent-minded teacher Or clown with painted face A character from history Like Alexander the Great Someone...

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All the best costumes are taken. So here I am, dressed up like John Travolta. Saturday Night Fever, 'cept it's Friday, and my shoes aren't quite right. All alone, in a corner, on antidepressants, drinking too much, and still I can not dance....

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Oaks in white laced snow Winter's smile has bragging rights Sun kissed and lovely...

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Pink, wet, ripe lips Crystal blue eyes Provocative timely swinging hips Sensuous chunky thighs Black, long, silky hair Perky firm milky breasts See through pink underwear In a low cut skin tight dress High heels, to pump up the calf Long pink nails, not too tarty A thin tight neck scarf Sid you’ll be a stunner at the fancy dress party...

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