Funny Eve Poems

Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.

Suddenly, there...

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A girl who made her own pottery
learned she had just won the lottery
	she had a glazed look
	as her head she shook
her eyes like her clay...

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Down came jolly Santa, lickety-split
not checking to see if a fire was lit.
He shot out of the chimney
while dancing a fast shimmy-
His job is oft...

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When Simon fell asleep on Christmas Eve.  
Dreaming of presents that Santa would leave.
He soon stirred, when his door squeaked.
Open- eyed, as floorboards creaked.
Now...

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When Santa said, "I'm DONE, my Dear,
replace me and bring me great cheer,”
he showed he’s unfair.
No woman would wear
the same outfit year after year!

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep,
so I left my bed; without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for...

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While leaving the Christmas party, still dressed as a gnome,
    Santa was passing by, and offered me a lift home.
  ...

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God ribbing Adam
 Eve with Lilith’s bone to pick~
        dare to take a bite



***...

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Hello, there. Rise and shine. I think I’ll call you Adam/
Who are you? Your creator. The maker of all you fathom/
You can call me God....

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Everything was like a dream.
Which was a bit funny it seems,
Waiting for the santa claus,
With a woolen socks with a list.
Being a adult it is...

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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Captures hearts when he does appear
To give Santa a shining light to lead him
So the Christmas cheer doesn’t ever dim

Rudolph the...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I didn’t want to leave you in the place where you had died
The doctors heard  me singing as I sat by your side
And the...

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Distance Squared

The speed of light
is exactly how fast
my heart sends;
every prayer, 
every good thought, 
every perfect wish! 

The bright candle between us, 
it is the...

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Workers on the Eve

The halls are white, 
and clean… pristine. 
The tree at the nurse’s station, 
blinks brightly. 
Cheer is in the air, 
even for...

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