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Funny Eve Poems

These Funny Eve poems are examples of Eve poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Eve Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Lottery
A girl who made her own pottery
learned she had just won the lottery
	she had a glazed look
	as her head she shook
her eyes like her clay...

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Categories: cute, eve, funny, girl,

Premium Member Toasty Santa
Down came jolly Santa, lickety-split
not checking to see if a fire was lit.
He shot out of the chimney
while dancing a fast shimmy-
His job is oft...

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Categories: eve, christmas, dance, fire, giggle,

Christmas Eve
When Simon fell asleep on Christmas Eve.  
Dreaming of presents that Santa would leave.
He soon stirred, when his door squeaked.
Open- eyed, as floorboards creaked.

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Categories: boy, christmas, eve, sleep,

Premium Member Santa Asks the Missus To Take Over On Christmas Eve
When Santa said, "I'm DONE, my Dear,
replace me and bring me great cheer,”
he showed he’s unfair.
No woman would wear
the same outfit year after year! ...

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Categories: eve, christmas,

Premium Member Ham and Cheese On a Bun
'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep,
so I left my bed; without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for...

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Categories: anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,

Mum's the Word
While leaving the Christmas party, still dressed as a gnome,
    Santa was passing by, and offered me a lift home.

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Categories: christmas, eve, truth,

Funny Bone
God ribbing Adam
 Eve with Lilith’s bone to pick~
        dare to take a bite


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Categories: eve, women,

Bible Study
Hello, there. Rise and shine. I think I’ll call you Adam/
Who are you? Your creator. The maker of all you fathom/
You can call me God....

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Categories: eve, angel, bible, christian, creation,

Christmas Eve
Everything was like a dream.
Which was a bit funny it seems,
Waiting for the santa claus,
With a woolen socks with a list.
Being a adult it is...

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Categories: eve, birthday, blessing, celebration, christian,

Premium Member Rudolph
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Captures hearts when he does appear
To give Santa a shining light to lead him
So the Christmas cheer doesn’t ever dim

Rudolph the...

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Categories: eve, christmas, fantasy, fun, funny,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: eve, 12th grade, character, hope,

The Grave That Was a Heart
I didn’t want to leave you in the place where you had died
The doctors heard  me singing as I sat by your side
And the...

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Categories: analogy, eve, family, fate,

Premium Member Distance Squared
Distance Squared

The speed of light
is exactly how fast
my heart sends;
every prayer, 
every good thought, 
every perfect wish! 

The bright candle between us, 
it is the...

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Categories: appreciation, chocolate, desire, eve,

Premium Member Workers On the Eve
Workers on the Eve

The halls are white, 
and clean… pristine. 
The tree at the nurse’s station, 
blinks brightly. 
Cheer is in the air, 
even for...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: eve, christian, christmas, faith, holiday,

Premium Member Cinnamon, Lavender and Stormy
Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots...

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Categories: eve, fun, funny, funny