Funny Eve Poems
These Funny Eve poems are examples of Eve poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Eve Funny poems written by international poets.
cute, eve, funny, girl,
A girl who made her own pottery
learned she had just won the lottery
she had a glazed look
as her head she shook
her eyes like her clay...
eve, christmas, dance, fire, giggle,
Down came jolly Santa, lickety-split
not checking to see if a fire was lit.
He shot out of the chimney
while dancing a fast shimmy-
His job is oft...
boy, christmas, eve, sleep,
When Simon fell asleep on Christmas Eve.
Dreaming of presents that Santa would leave.
He soon stirred, when his door squeaked.
Open- eyed, as floorboards creaked.
Santa Asks the Missus To Take Over On Christmas Eve
When Santa said, "I'm DONE, my Dear,
replace me and bring me great cheer,”
he showed he’s unfair.
No woman would wear
the same outfit year after year!
Ham and Cheese On a Bun
anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,
'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep,
so I left my bed; without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for...
Mum's the Word
christmas, eve, truth,
While leaving the Christmas party, still dressed as a gnome,
Santa was passing by, and offered me a lift home.
God ribbing Adam
Eve with Lilith’s bone to pick~
dare to take a bite
eve, angel, bible, christian, creation,
Hello, there. Rise and shine. I think I’ll call you Adam/
Who are you? Your creator. The maker of all you fathom/
You can call me God....
eve, birthday, blessing, celebration, christian,
Everything was like a dream.
Which was a bit funny it seems,
Waiting for the santa claus,
With a woolen socks with a list.
Being a adult it is...
eve, christmas, fantasy, fun, funny,
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Captures hearts when he does appear
To give Santa a shining light to lead him
So the Christmas cheer doesn’t ever dim
There For Me
eve, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
The Grave That Was a Heart
analogy, eve, family, fate,
I didn’t want to leave you in the place where you had died
The doctors heard me singing as I sat by your side
appreciation, chocolate, desire, eve,
The speed of light
is exactly how fast
my heart sends;
every good thought,
every perfect wish!
The bright candle between us,
it is the...
Workers On the Eve
eve, christian, christmas, faith, holiday,
Workers on the Eve
The halls are white,
and clean… pristine.
The tree at the nurse’s station,
Cheer is in the air,
Cinnamon, Lavender and Stormy
eve, fun, funny, funny
Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots...