Funny Epulaeryu Poems
These Funny Epulaeryu poems are examples of Epulaeryu poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Epulaeryu Funny poems written by international poets.
Ambrosia LostArtificial sweeteners
Refreshing flavor
A modern day conundrum.
It says diet, but
Truly you’re joining
The cult of
Coke!...
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drink, food, funny,
Liver N' OnionsTake a pound of beef liver
Shake it in flour
Chop up one fair sized onion
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food, funny,
A Big MacOn the road in hungry mode,
Golden arches call!
Stomach immensely howling,
“Big Mac” has attacked.
Hamburger and cheese
Zingy sauce to please,
Gulp it down!
Plump!
Written...
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food, funny
Country KitchenMolly’s Country Kitchen
~Polk stalks sliced, rolled in flour fried
Refried Pinto beans
Fresh Polk leaves rolled in eggs fried
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funny
SushiWife desired some Japanese
Sushi if you please
Seaweed wrapped 'round octopus
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food, funny
PuddingA pancake dribbled in syrup
With cream and cherries
Chocolate lightly sprinkled over
With exotic fruits
Ooh and a tight thong
Now girls eat
Me!...
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funny
Merry Queen of SquashPumpkin, merry queen of squash,
regnant on accord.
With a smooth and ribb-ed rind
clad in pepo-orange,
two strikes to sever
from the vine.
Gourd!
*Mary, Queen of Scots was beheaded by...
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food, funny, history, cousin,
Prime Steak BarbequedBarbequing on the grill
Prime steak such a thrill
Mouth watering I just spill
Waiting for this treat
Sauce smells oh so sweet
Give me meat—
Bam!
© Joseph S. Spence, Sr.,...
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food, funny, happiness, imagination,
Come On I Want SmoreIdeally assembled right
Sinfully scrumous
Molten mountain gooeyness
Recreational
Skewered fashioned drive
Do you want
Smore !...
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fantasy, food, children, funny,
Fiend FeastFiend Feast
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
Ghost toast
Roast host
Poetic Form: Footle...
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food, funny, sad
Before & AfterWild boar artichoke terrine
Barbarie duck with
sweet & sour orange sauce jus
rose water ice-cream
ameretto cream
No credit
Crunch !
Home made vegetable soup
Cold Dripping on toast
One Fried...
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food, funny
SteakToday I splurged on a steak.
Thick with the fat trimmed close
Seasoned - broiler - aroma
Taste buds squirt delight
Juice runs down my chin
Ambrosia
Burp!...
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food, funny, happiness
Epulaeryu-Strawberry Ice CreamCraving strawberry ice cream
on a New York street:
strawberries from southern fields...
full of warm sunshine;
I'm so impatient
to taste one...
sweet!
Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci...
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funny
Succulently Sweet Pumpkin Pie (Epulaeryu)“The finest poetry
is the most feigning.”
—William Shakespeare
Smelling scent soothe...
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food, funny, happiness, sea,
Dr. Pepper Special (Epulaeryu)Just like a peppered doctor
Its caffeine perks souls
Like electric it’s a jolt
Awaken the nerves
Taste buds sizzling
Doctor Pep—
Pahhh!
© Spencej 9/12/06
© All Rights Reserved
The Epulaeryu poem is...
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food, friendship, funny, happiness,