Funny Epulaeryu Poems

Artificial sweeteners 
 Refreshing flavor 
 A modern day conundrum. 
 It says diet, but 
 Truly you’re joining 
 The cult of 
 Coke!...

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Take a pound of beef liver

   Shake it in flour

      Chop up one fair sized onion

  ...

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On the road in hungry mode, 
Golden arches call! 
Stomach immensely howling, 
“Big Mac” has attacked.
Hamburger and cheese 
Zingy sauce to please, 
Gulp it down!
Plump!

Written...

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Molly’s Country Kitchen

~Polk stalks sliced, rolled in flour fried
   Refried Pinto beans
   Fresh Polk leaves rolled in eggs fried
  ...

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Wife desired some Japanese

     Sushi if you please

          Seaweed wrapped 'round octopus

...

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A pancake dribbled in syrup
With cream and cherries 
Chocolate lightly sprinkled over
With exotic fruits
Ooh and a tight thong
Now girls eat
Me!...

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Pumpkin, merry queen of squash,
regnant on accord.
With a smooth and ribb-ed rind
clad in pepo-orange,
two strikes to sever
from the vine.
Gourd!





*Mary, Queen of Scots was beheaded by...

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Barbequing on the grill
Prime steak such a thrill
Mouth watering I just spill
Waiting for this treat
Sauce smells oh so sweet
Give me meat—
Bam!

© Joseph S. Spence, Sr.,...

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Ideally assembled right
Sinfully scrumous
Molten mountain gooeyness
Recreational
Skewered fashioned drive
Do you want
Smore !...

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Fiend Feast
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Ghost toast
Roast host


Poetic Form:  Footle...

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Wild boar artichoke terrine
Barbarie duck with
sweet & sour orange sauce jus
rose water ice-cream
ameretto cream
No credit 
Crunch !



Home made vegetable soup
Cold  Dripping on toast
One Fried...

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Today I splurged on a steak.
Thick with the fat trimmed close
Seasoned - broiler - aroma
Taste buds squirt delight
Juice runs down my chin
Ambrosia
Burp!...

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Craving strawberry ice cream
on a New York street:
strawberries from southern fields...
full of warm sunshine;
I'm so impatient
to taste one...
sweet!


Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci...

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“The finest poetry
     is the most feigning.”
           —William Shakespeare


Smelling scent soothe...

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Just like a peppered doctor
Its caffeine perks souls
Like electric it’s a jolt
Awaken the nerves
Taste buds sizzling
Doctor Pep—
Pahhh!


© Spencej 9/12/06
© All Rights Reserved

The Epulaeryu poem is...

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